The Opener -Jonny Diaz Ladies and gents well I take no offense No I'm not who you're here to see And it won't be long till the headliner's on And then you'll be done with me So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name Or a single song of mine And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby But I'd go now while there's still time 'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time Maybe four tracks or five at best So I play only songs that I hope make you long To go out and buy the rest And it is okay if I choose to be shameless 'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table Telling you about my myspace Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face That the reason I'm here tonight Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong Without the opening I provide But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space Because it's just me and my guitar So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone So I'll just have to whistle that part Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time Maybe four tracks or five at best So I play only songs that I hope make you long To go out and buy the rest And it is okay if I choose to be shameless Did I mention I'm not getting paid So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date Well I better stop now before you tune me out But don't forget about my myspace
[00:01.84]The Opener -Jonny Diaz [00:07.484]Ladies and gents well I take no offense [00:10.540]No I'm not who you're here to see [00:14.44]And it won't be long till the headliner's on [00:17.276]And then you'll be done with me [00:21.204]So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name [00:24.708]Or a single song of mine [00:27.564]And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby [00:31.688]But I'd go now while there's still time [00:35.96]'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time [00:38.600]Maybe four tracks or five at best [00:42.48]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [00:45.800]To go out and buy the rest [00:49.400]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [00:52.856]'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid [00:56.792]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [01:00.76]Telling you about my myspace [01:09.287]Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face [01:12.653]That the reason I'm here tonight [01:16.55]Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong [01:19.375]Without the opening I provide [01:23.199]But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space [01:27.127]Because it's just me and my guitar [01:30.47]So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone [01:33.87]So I'll just have to whistle that part [01:51.703]Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time [01:55.287]Maybe four tracks or five at best [01:58.663]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [02:02.311]To go out and buy the rest [02:05.855]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [02:09.447]Did I mention I'm not getting paid [02:13.271]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [02:16.903]And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me [02:20.287]To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date [02:24.103]Well I better stop now before you tune me out [02:29.211]But don't forget about my myspace
