[00:19]There once was a man and he couldn't cry [00:26]He hadn't cried for years and for years [00:30]Napalmed babies [00:34]and movie love story [00:36]For instance could not produce tears [00:42]As a child he had cried as all children will [00:49]Then at some point his tear ducts all ran dry [00:55]Grew to be a man, it all hit the fan [01:02]Things got bad, but he couldn't cry [01:06]His dog got ran over, his wife up and left him [01:13]After that he got sacked from his job [01:17]Lost his arm in the war [01:20]was laughed at by a whore [01:24]Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob [01:30]his novel was refused [01:33]and his movie was panned [01:38]His big Broadway show was a flop [01:43]Got sent off to jail, [01:46]you guessed it, no bail， [01:49]Oh, but still not a dribble or a drop [01:56]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered [02:03]And made to make license plates [02:08]Water and bread was all he was fed [02:14]Not once did a tear stain his face [02:19]Doctors were called in, scientists, too [02:26]Theologians were last and practically least [02:31]They all agreed sure enough, [02:35]this is no cream puff [02:38]Oh, but in fact an insensitive beast [02:44]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered [02:51]And made to make license plates [02:57]He was taken from the jail and placed in a place [03:03]For the insensitive and the insane [03:07]He played a lot of chess and he made a lot of friends [03:13]And he cried every time it would rain [03:18] [03:25]And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried [03:31]On the forty first day, he passed away [03:37]He just dehydrated and died [03:45]He went up to heaven, he located his dog [03:51]After that, he rejoined his arm [03:57]Down below all the saddest, [04:00]they took it all back， [04:03]Cancer robbed the whore of her charm [04:07]His ex-wife died of stretch marks [04:11]His ex-employer went broke [04:15]The theologians were finally found out [04:19]Right down to the ground, [04:22]the jail house burned down， [04:26]And the earth suffered perpetual drought
[00:19]There once was a man and he couldn't cry [00:26]He hadn't cried for years and for years [00:30]Napalmed babies [00:34]and movie love story [00:36]For instance could not produce tears [00:42]As a child he had cried as all children will [00:49]Then at some point his tear ducts all ran dry [00:55]Grew to be a man, it all hit the fan [01:02]Things got bad, but he couldn't cry [01:06]His dog got ran over, his wife up and left him [01:13]After that he got sacked from his job [01:17]Lost his arm in the war [01:20]was laughed at by a whore [01:24]Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob [01:30]his novel was refused [01:33]and his movie was panned [01:38]His big Broadway show was a flop [01:43]Got sent off to jail, [01:46]you guessed it, no bail， [01:49]Oh, but still not a dribble or a drop [01:56]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered [02:03]And made to make license plates [02:08]Water and bread was all he was fed [02:14]Not once did a tear stain his face [02:19]Doctors were called in, scientists, too [02:26]Theologians were last and practically least [02:31]They all agreed sure enough, [02:35]this is no cream puff [02:38]Oh, but in fact an insensitive beast [02:44]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered [02:51]And made to make license plates [02:57]He was taken from the jail and placed in a place [03:03]For the insensitive and the insane [03:07]He played a lot of chess and he made a lot of friends [03:13]And he cried every time it would rain [03:18] [03:25]And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried [03:31]On the forty first day, he passed away [03:37]He just dehydrated and died [03:45]He went up to heaven, he located his dog [03:51]After that, he rejoined his arm [03:57]Down below all the saddest, [04:00]they took it all back， [04:03]Cancer robbed the whore of her charm [04:07]His ex-wife died of stretch marks [04:11]His ex-employer went broke [04:15]The theologians were finally found out [04:19]Right down to the ground, [04:22]the jail house burned down， [04:26]And the earth suffered perpetual drought
