I was down in music city 'bout a week ago I wanted to see the Grand Ole Opry show So I hailed a cab and I headed down to Opryland They said they sold their last ticked the day before So I kinda just hung around the backstage door And down the steps she came, man oh man My favourite female country star She waved her fans and headed for her car Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat She said, could you change my tire I said your wish is my desire As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bumper jack She said I sure do appreciate you're changing my tire If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was She said you need a lift and I said well, You can drop me of at the York motel So we headed down Briley parkway in the town I told her I got all your records ma'am, She smiled and said well I be damned Say you're kind of cute fellar, wanna mess around? When we got to my room just to be polite I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight She smiled at me and said what you wanna hear? Now if I was one of them country music folks I'll tell you, she'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was Well I tell you this much When I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes, Took a deep breath in the sigh and said Howdy I'm just so proud to be here If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was
[00:05.200]I was down in music city 'bout a week ago [00:07.880]I wanted to see the Grand Ole Opry show [00:10.510]So I hailed a cab and I headed down to Opryland [00:15.450]They said they sold their last ticked the day before [00:18.140]So I kinda just hung around the backstage door [00:20.820]And down the steps she came, man oh man [00:26.580]My favourite female country star [00:28.830]She waved her fans and headed for her car [00:31.630]Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat [00:36.910]She said, could you change my tire [00:39.340]I said your wish is my desire [00:41.890]As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bumper jack [00:46.990]She said I sure do appreciate you're changing my tire [00:52.520]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was [00:55.050]You'd say I was making it up [00:57.520]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines [01:00.130]You'd think I was making it up [01:02.660]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it [01:08.060]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was [01:14.640]She said you need a lift and I said well, [01:17.110]You can drop me of at the York motel [01:19.750]So we headed down Briley parkway in the town [01:24.730]I told her I got all your records ma'am, [01:27.200]She smiled and said well I be damned [01:30.190]Say you're kind of cute fellar, wanna mess around? [01:35.310]When we got to my room just to be polite [01:37.670]I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight [01:40.640]She smiled at me and said what you wanna hear? [01:45.860]Now if I was one of them country music folks [01:48.400]I'll tell you, she'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year [01:56.110]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was [01:58.620]You'd say I was making it up [02:01.190]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines [02:03.790]You'd think I was making it up [02:06.310]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it [02:11.800]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was [02:18.290]Well I tell you this much [02:20.030]When I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight [02:24.000]She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes, [02:28.210]Took a deep breath in the sigh and said [02:33.410]Howdy I'm just so proud to be here [02:39.130]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was [02:41.560]You'd say I was making it up [02:44.110]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines [02:46.620]You'd think I was making it up [02:49.210]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it [02:54.590]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was
