[0:16.30]I read the news today oh boy [0:22.50]About a lucky man who made the grade [0:28.90]And though the news was rather sad [0:35.00]Well I just had to laugh [0:41.20]I saw the photograph [0:47.80]He blew his mind out in a car [0:53.40]He didn't notice that the lights had changed [0:59.40]A crowd of people stood and stared [1:06.10]They'd seen his face before [1:09.20]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [1:15.50]I saw a film today oh boy [1:21.70]The English Army had just won the war [1:28.30]A crowd of people turned away [1:33.50]But I just had to look [1:37.00]Having read the book, [1:42.10]I'd love to turn you on. [2:24.30]Woke up, fell out of bed, [2:27.20]Dragged a comb across my head [2:32.00]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, [2:35.00]And looking up I noticed I was late. [2:39.00]Found my coat and grabbed my hat [2:42.00]Made the bus in seconds flat [2:46.00]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, [2:50.00]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream [2:53.00]（Ah~~~~~) [3:22.40]I read the news today oh boy [3:28.40]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire [3:34.10]And though the holes were rather small [3:40.10]They had to count them all [3:43.00]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. [3:48.50]I'd love to turn you on.
[0:16.30]I read the news today oh boy [0:22.50]About a lucky man who made the grade [0:28.90]And though the news was rather sad [0:35.00]Well I just had to laugh [0:41.20]I saw the photograph [0:47.80]He blew his mind out in a car [0:53.40]He didn't notice that the lights had changed [0:59.40]A crowd of people stood and stared [1:06.10]They'd seen his face before [1:09.20]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [1:15.50]I saw a film today oh boy [1:21.70]The English Army had just won the war [1:28.30]A crowd of people turned away [1:33.50]But I just had to look [1:37.00]Having read the book, [1:42.10]I'd love to turn you on. [2:24.30]Woke up, fell out of bed, [2:27.20]Dragged a comb across my head [2:32.00]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, [2:35.00]And looking up I noticed I was late. [2:39.00]Found my coat and grabbed my hat [2:42.00]Made the bus in seconds flat [2:46.00]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, [2:50.00]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream [2:53.00]（Ah~~~~~) [3:22.40]I read the news today oh boy [3:28.40]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire [3:34.10]And though the holes were rather small [3:40.10]They had to count them all [3:43.00]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. [3:48.50]I'd love to turn you on.
