Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" Uh, yeah, come on Beautiful family friend is she Almost a decade older than me And I've been gone for quite a while overseas, yeah And she's been living up in Albany, yeah yeah Then I had two shows I played upstate She came to show love and see my face Then we got drinks and we chilled like, "Hey" And then from there it was, you know, what I'm saying Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" Now she's like, "Damn, how did we let this happen? Damn, ow did we end up in this bed?" Then I said, "Relax" and laughed like "This would be a pretty **** song." She's like, "No, I swear to God I'll kill you No, I really will just take your life No, don't even think about it But that would be a pretty **** song" So I came home and I called my friends Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam I know for a fact that we going... It's over, my life is dead-ass over Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" Yeah yeah, my homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" The funny thing about this entire thing You know, like doing the one-take, write it quick, fun jokes? But my sister won't hear this until I release the album She'll hear every other song except this one So, surprise
[00:07.510]Call my doctor, call my lawyer [00:10.050]Call my brother, call my priest [00:12.670]There's paperwork to fill out [00:15.130]'Cause a dead man walks the streets [00:17.390]'Cause my sister has a best friend [00:20.030]That I've known since I was three [00:23.020]And now I'm gon' get strangled [00:25.160]'Cause we tangled in the sheets [00:27.280]My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" [00:32.280]My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" [00:36.350]Uh, yeah, come on [00:38.410]Beautiful family friend is she [00:43.380]Almost a decade older than me [00:47.420]And I've been gone for quite a while overseas, yeah [00:52.870]And she's been living up in Albany, yeah yeah [00:57.510]Then I had two shows I played upstate [01:00.020]She came to show love and see my face [01:02.510]Then we got drinks and we chilled like, "Hey" [01:05.280]And then from there it was, you know, what I'm saying [01:07.940]Call my doctor, call my lawyer [01:10.480]Call my brother, call my priest [01:13.470]There's paperwork to fill out [01:15.710]'Cause a dead man walks the streets [01:17.940]'Cause my sister has a best friend [01:20.460]That I've known since I was three [01:23.610]And now I'm gon' get strangled [01:25.960]'Cause we tangled in the sheets [01:28.020]My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" [01:33.250]My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" [01:38.370]My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" [01:43.390]My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" [01:48.860]Now she's like, "Damn, how did we let this happen? [01:52.070]Damn, ow did we end up in this bed?" [01:54.610]Then I said, "Relax" and laughed like [01:57.100]"This would be a pretty **** song." [01:59.040]She's like, "No, I swear to God I'll kill you [02:02.140]No, I really will just take your life [02:04.690]No, don't even think about it [02:07.230]But that would be a pretty **** song" [02:09.260]So I came home and I called my friends [02:11.700]Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam [02:14.350]I know for a fact that we going... [02:17.530]It's over, my life is dead-ass over [02:19.780]Call my doctor, call my lawyer [02:22.190]Call my brother, call my priest [02:25.350]There's paperwork to fill out [02:27.670]'Cause a dead man walks the streets [02:29.840]'Cause my sister has a best friend [02:32.420]That I've known since I was three [02:35.470]And now I'm gon' get strangled [02:37.840]'Cause we tangled in the sheets [02:39.870]My homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" [02:44.850]My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" [02:49.330]Yeah yeah, my homies like, "Dead man, dead man walking" [02:54.480]My homies like, "You a dead man, dead man walking" [03:00.960]The funny thing about this entire thing [03:02.960]You know, like doing the one-take, write it quick, fun jokes? [03:05.810]But my sister won't hear this until I release the album [03:08.390]She'll hear every other song except this one [03:11.160]So, surprise [03:13.470]
