if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one (got it mike?) he's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed rap critics who say he's "money cash hoes" he's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those? if you grew up with holes in your zapatos you'd be celebrating the minute you was having doe so **** critics you can kiss our whole asshole if you don't like the lyrics you can press fast forward got beef with radio if we don't play they show they don't play our hits we don't give a **** so all these mags tryna use our ass so advertisers can give em more cash for ads...******* i don't know what you take us as or understand the intellegence that jay-z has from rags to riches, we ain't dumb we got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me the year is '94 and in my trunk is raw in my rear view mirror is the mother ****** law i got two choices yall pull over the car or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case so i...pull over to the side of the road and i heard "son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? "well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" "liscense and regestration and step out of the car" "are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" i ain't steppin out of **** all my papers legit "do you mind if i look around the car a little bit?" well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back and i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something?" "or somebody important or somethin?" nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit enough that you won't illegally search my **** "well see how smart you are when the k-9s come" i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one now once upon a time not too long ago
this is not a hoe in the sense of havin a ***** but a ***** havin no god damn sense, try and push me i tried to inore him and talk to the lord pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform you know the type loud as a motor bike but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight the only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin he and his boys gon be yappin to the captain and there i go traped in the kit kat again back through the system with the riff raff again fiends on the floor scratchin again paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
half-a-mil for bail cause i'm african all because ths fool was horrasin them tryin to play the boy like hes saccharine but ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me 99 problems but a ***** ain't one if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me shut up when i'm talking to you shut up shut up shut up shut up when i'm talking to you shut up shut up shut up shut up i'm about to break everything you say to me (i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me) i need a little room to breathe (i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one) everything you say to me (i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me) i need a little room to breathe (i got 99 problems...) i'm about to break !
[00:09.74]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:12.20]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [00:14.82](got it mike?) [00:24.83]he's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:27.40]foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed [00:29.81]rap critics who say he's "money cash hoes" [00:32.38]he's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those? [00:34.75]if you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:37.29]you'd be celebrating the minute you was having doe [00:39.74]so **** critics you can kiss our whole asshole [00:42.50]if you don't like the lyrics you can press fast forward [00:45.00]got beef with radio if we don't play they show [00:47.46]they don't play our hits we don't give a **** so [00:49.88]all these mags tryna use our ass [00:52.56]so advertisers can give em more cash for ads...******* [00:55.45]i don't know what you take us as [00:57.45]or understand the intellegence that jay-z has [01:00.02]from rags to riches, we ain't dumb [01:02.79]we got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [01:04.84]hit me [01:07.57]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [01:09.90]if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [01:12.37]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [01:14.97]hit me [01:16.16]the year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [01:17.77]in my rear view mirror is the mother ****** law [01:20.21]i got two choices yall pull over the car or [01:22.74]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [01:25.29]now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake [01:27.85]plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case [01:30.20]so i...pull over to the side of the road [01:32.76]and i heard "son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" [01:35.47]cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low [01:37.69]do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know [01:39.96]am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? [01:42.67]"well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" [01:45.29]"liscense and regestration and step out of the car" [01:47.65]"are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" [01:50.12]i ain't steppin out of **** all my papers legit [01:53.17]"do you mind if i look around the car a little bit?" [01:55.55]well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [01:57.76]and i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [02:00.25]"aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something?" [02:04.34]"or somebody important or somethin?" [02:05.89]nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit [02:08.14]enough that you won't illegally search my **** [02:10.52]"well see how smart you are when the k-9s come" [02:13.67]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:16.02]hit me [02:18.85]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:21.77]if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:23.75]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:26.73]hit me [02:28.93]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:31.25]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:33.69]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me [02:38.73]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:41.00]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:43.56]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [02:46.87]now once upon a time not too long ago [02:48.59] [02:51.14]this is not a hoe in the sense of havin a ***** [02:53.90]but a ***** havin no god damn sense, try and push me [02:56.55]i tried to inore him and talk to the lord [02:59.04]pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform [03:01.24]you know the type loud as a motor bike [03:03.88]but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [03:06.41]the only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin [03:09.38]he and his boys gon be yappin to the captain [03:11.64]and there i go traped in the kit kat again [03:13.93]back through the system with the riff raff again [03:16.57]fiends on the floor scratchin again [03:19.02]paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them [03:21.31] [03:23.77]half-a-mil for bail cause i'm african [03:26.52]all because ths fool was horrasin them [03:28.94]tryin to play the boy like hes saccharine [03:31.43]but ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun [03:33.95]i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one [03:40.00]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [03:42.26]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:44.61]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one hit me [03:50.13]99 problems but a ***** ain't one [03:52.28]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:54.89]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one [03:57.33]hit me [04:07.97]shut up when i'm talking to you [04:09.83]shut up [04:12.35]shut up [04:15.12]shut up [04:17.84]shut up when i'm talking to you [04:20.30]shut up [04:22.58]shut up [04:24.90]shut up [04:27.67]shut up [04:29.18]i'm about to break [04:30.44]everything you say to me [04:32.81](i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me) [04:34.81]i need a little room to breathe [04:37.55](i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one) [04:40.40]everything you say to me [04:42.55](i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me) [04:45.36]i need a little room to breathe [04:47.74](i got 99 problems...) [04:50.20]i'm about to break ! [04:51.20]
