Ffff-****.. (My ****!) My nuts.. My attitude is worse than NWAs was Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people who aint have **** to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) I look at my life in a new light **** it Give me two mics; I write songs for me **** what you like Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I dont like rap anyway Im just tryin to get my porno career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ ****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, lets go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out) Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owners table (here listen!) Lesson Four: Know you heard this before "Hey let me get your number; Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!" Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And thats the key, but when you see me on the street; I aint givin you **** ***** dont even bother askin me (get away from me) Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin cause Im always ****tin when Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah ("Its all about me..") Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("Youre a ****!") And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while Im takin a bath Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White trash ****** your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") While youre out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS Blood drippin from it, rippi
[00:00.14]Ffff-****.. (My ****!) My nuts.. [00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWAs was [00:06.09]Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people [00:08.78]who aint have **** to do with it, [00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!) [00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin; [00:13.01]screamin, [00:13.63]"Puffy is good, (HEY!) [00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) [00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light [00:17.74]**** it [00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me [00:20.30]**** what you like [00:21.11]Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted; [00:23.08]cause I dont like rap anyway [00:24.13]Im just tryin to get my porno career started [00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ [00:29.36]****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, lets go!" [00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters [00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard [00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers [00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) [00:39.06]Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) [00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out) [00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; [00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus [00:45.52]and put yours on the owners table (here listen!) [00:47.13]Lesson Four: Know you heard this before [00:49.59]"Hey let me get your number; [00:50.87]Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!" [00:52.46]Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? [00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find [00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can [00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive [01:00.00]Dress up like I.C.P. [01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live [01:03.08]And thats the key, but when you see me on the street; [01:05.71]I aint givin you **** ***** [01:06.97]dont even bother askin me (get away from me) [01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin [01:11.31]cause Im always ****tin when [01:12.60]Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) [01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, [01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) [01:18.53]Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah ("Its all about me..") [01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, [01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea ("Youre a ****!") [01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA [01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in [01:27.90]and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!) [01:29.10]I splish splash while Im takin a bath [01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills, [01:32.44]break em in half, [01:33.56]take em and laugh [01:34.18]White trash [01:35.14]****** your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") [01:36.56]While youre out siphoning gas [01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass [01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem [01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad [01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:49.68]"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!" [01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:54.98]"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [02:00.80]What a wonderful day; [02:01.60]I should go outside and play [02:03.19]Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate [02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) [02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade [02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) [02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS [02:13.05]Blood drippin from it, [02:14.42]rippi
