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  • Cats get served, running up sliced
    Every single night and that the way we keep it right
    Like that *******s... (YEAH)
    I'm just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight
    (Certified Wise!)
    Oi, When I say Certified you say Wise we say
    Certified! (Wise!)
    Certified! (Wise!)
    The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
    Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
    Cause I'm a *******y *******, Hit your girl and I knock her up
    Be like what the *******? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
    Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work
    They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-*******rts
    Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
    And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace
    Mr. Trials, young ladies gimme a call
    My number's written next to *******wit on the Chicks bathroom wall
    I'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazy
    With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley
    My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious
    A kid goes out on dates later than their next period
    My crews got it made, rockin the place
    With more **** rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades
    It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again
    Because these *******s can be so funky that the smell would offend
    A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
    This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats
    Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets
    So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets
    Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept
    (nya, nya, nya, noooo respect)
    You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)
    Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)
    Get up in there.
    Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time
    And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine
    I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.
    Got skills for this professional typical certified wise man
    From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans
    So take cover as I rain thunder upon you man
    I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
    Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)
    Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives
    Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive
    Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd
    Make a married man give up his annual *******
    You better show something, with heading no bluffin
    On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction
    In a suffering city, I'm puni*******ng the pretty
    And if you don't ******* feel me I'll crush you without pity
    I arrange certain words amongst silence
    To be heard in abundance while mc's face redundance
    Stereo speakers exceed beyond specifications
    Through Extended noise generation
    Let's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)
    I'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hat
    Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achievers
    And constant non-believers
    I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them out
    Cos of the head throbbin from the head noddin
    And we about puttin you out for the count like mic check,
    You ain't gonna get Certified respect
    So hide your decks, ya mics I might blackout
    In a cipher when I still take the title
    The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead
    With more force than *******.
    It's the budhist monks, with the certified mc's
    I'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease
    Sin sanity's but don't step to our click
    I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sick
    So take ya pick but not the axe or the shovel
    After hours I make beds rock like Barney Rubble
    It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores
    And leave your ears up *******t creek without a funk oar
    Now certified wise gotta hold o ya
    We got the whole lot o cop and magnolia
    We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas
    We're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers
    There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make
    Rap music every Aussie can relate to
    We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
    If you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLE
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin
    [scratches]
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin
    [scratches]
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin
    Complex compliments this simple to complete this individual
    Simplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule
    The weaker techniques that leave you burnt
    Like ******** sativa , either you do or you don't, we'll prove that you won't
    Ever endeavour to get it together to better these fellas
    I'll be like whatever, you get it?
    You're wondering why you should never try
    The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guys
    These crews stress, fully on a quest
    To be recognised, put up on a level next to me
    And the Wise unified our lives, we bless the beat
    We yet to see competitors who can compete with
    Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their dreams
    Have to be outta your mind to even battle this team
    Masterminds of the game, nobody does it the same
    When we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the name
    You ******* mc's always compare one another
    Studio 2000's where you shot your album cover
    I've the right patience, to your *******t dictation
    Then commence domestic mc word castration
    Like excelles effects from a psychadelic wanger
    For you there's no escape like sperm in a franger
    Simulated immitations fade away progressively
    So go ******* yourself homaphrodite mc
    Yo this is DJ Debris
    Representing
    Certified Wise
    A dietarian, pages down, lyrical librarian
    My strong line is carnivore your line was vegetarian
    Comparin them I'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then
    Comparin them with them I bring the heat like a solarium
    You're starin then you better step back while I'm preparin them
    Certified lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
    Rebellions under one banner for new milleniums
    The south is certified its so good like sanitarium
    I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare oppose
    Who don't compare the pro's I'm dressed in threadbare clothes
    Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
    Don't try to stop me you don't realise the lengths to which I'm prepared to go
    We can take a short journey and leave you at your wits end
    You get burned like you're smoking a cigarette from the lit end
    You're acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends
    Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks bend
    This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags
    My presence on stage will make you trailer whore skags
    Girls cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,
    And now we made tracks to get you up like a fluffer
    Certified wise, notorious to rip *******s
    Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip clubs
    Beating me's a hard task by itself so ******* you,
    Cause thats a fantasy like ******* *** with Eliza Dushku
    This is my life and many come and go like one night stands
    I treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic hand
    A holy get them with ya bless ya
    *******t you never spit the fresher *******t than Pressure
    Any means, risk or measure
    This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my ******* peeps
    I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek
    We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar brawls
    Certified Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...
  • Cats get served, running up sliced
    Every single night and that the way we keep it right
    Like that *******s... (YEAH)
    I'm just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight
    (Certified Wise!)
    Oi, When I say Certified you say Wise we say
    Certified! (Wise!)
    Certified! (Wise!)
    The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
    Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
    Cause I'm a *******y *******, Hit your girl and I knock her up
    Be like what the *******? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
    Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work
    They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-*******rts
    Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
    And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace
    Mr. Trials, young ladies gimme a call
    My number's written next to *******wit on the Chicks bathroom wall
    I'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazy
    With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley
    My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious
    A kid goes out on dates later than their next period
    My crews got it made, rockin the place
    With more **** rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades
    It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again
    Because these *******s can be so funky that the smell would offend
    A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
    This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats
    Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets
    So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets
    Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept
    (nya, nya, nya, noooo respect)
    You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)
    Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)
    Get up in there.
    Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time
    And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine
    I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.
    Got skills for this professional typical certified wise man
    From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans
    So take cover as I rain thunder upon you man
    I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
    Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)
    Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives
    Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive
    Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd
    Make a married man give up his annual *******
    You better show something, with heading no bluffin
    On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction
    In a suffering city, I'm puni*******ng the pretty
    And if you don't ******* feel me I'll crush you without pity
    I arrange certain words amongst silence
    To be heard in abundance while mc's face redundance
    Stereo speakers exceed beyond specifications
    Through Extended noise generation
    Let's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)
    I'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hat
    Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achievers
    And constant non-believers
    I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them out
    Cos of the head throbbin from the head noddin
    And we about puttin you out for the count like mic check,
    You ain't gonna get Certified respect
    So hide your decks, ya mics I might blackout
    In a cipher when I still take the title
    The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead
    With more force than *******.
    It's the budhist monks, with the certified mc's
    I'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease
    Sin sanity's but don't step to our click
    I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sick
    So take ya pick but not the axe or the shovel
    After hours I make beds rock like Barney Rubble
    It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores
    And leave your ears up *******t creek without a funk oar
    Now certified wise gotta hold o ya
    We got the whole lot o cop and magnolia
    We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas
    We're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers
    There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make
    Rap music every Aussie can relate to
    We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
    If you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLE
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin
    [scratches]
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin
    [scratches]
    Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin
    Complex compliments this simple to complete this individual
    Simplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule
    The weaker techniques that leave you burnt
    Like ******** sativa , either you do or you don't, we'll prove that you won't
    Ever endeavour to get it together to better these fellas
    I'll be like whatever, you get it?
    You're wondering why you should never try
    The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guys
    These crews stress, fully on a quest
    To be recognised, put up on a level next to me
    And the Wise unified our lives, we bless the beat
    We yet to see competitors who can compete with
    Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their dreams
    Have to be outta your mind to even battle this team
    Masterminds of the game, nobody does it the same
    When we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the name
    You ******* mc's always compare one another
    Studio 2000's where you shot your album cover
    I've the right patience, to your *******t dictation
    Then commence domestic mc word castration
    Like excelles effects from a psychadelic wanger
    For you there's no escape like sperm in a franger
    Simulated immitations fade away progressively
    So go ******* yourself homaphrodite mc
    Yo this is DJ Debris
    Representing
    Certified Wise
    A dietarian, pages down, lyrical librarian
    My strong line is carnivore your line was vegetarian
    Comparin them I'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then
    Comparin them with them I bring the heat like a solarium
    You're starin then you better step back while I'm preparin them
    Certified lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
    Rebellions under one banner for new milleniums
    The south is certified its so good like sanitarium
    I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare oppose
    Who don't compare the pro's I'm dressed in threadbare clothes
    Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
    Don't try to stop me you don't realise the lengths to which I'm prepared to go
    We can take a short journey and leave you at your wits end
    You get burned like you're smoking a cigarette from the lit end
    You're acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends
    Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks bend
    This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags
    My presence on stage will make you trailer whore skags
    Girls cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,
    And now we made tracks to get you up like a fluffer
    Certified wise, notorious to rip *******s
    Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip clubs
    Beating me's a hard task by itself so ******* you,
    Cause thats a fantasy like ******* *** with Eliza Dushku
    This is my life and many come and go like one night stands
    I treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic hand
    A holy get them with ya bless ya
    *******t you never spit the fresher *******t than Pressure
    Any means, risk or measure
    This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my ******* peeps
    I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek
    We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar brawls
    Certified Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...