I've always said 'i do' too easy And now i'm payin' the price My weakness for beautiful women Is my most expensive vice I still believe in matrimony But i can't afford another try Child support and alimony Is just about to bleed me dry Chorus: I got ex's all across the country And i owe everybody in town I got bill collectors a callin' me up And lawyers tryin' to track me down I'm just one wrong move from the poor house But i don't belong in there I got so many ex's and owe so much I ought to be on hollywood squares Yeah, i ought to be on hollywood squares Lookin' back over my love life I only have myself to blame I guess i should've checked my price tag Before i gave 'em my last name Now my credit rating's in the gutter And the bottom line sure looks bad I'll be payin' the rest of my life For the few good times i've had Chorus Yeah, they ought to put me on hollywood squares
I've always said 'i do' too easy And now i'm payin' the price My weakness for beautiful women Is my most expensive vice I still believe in matrimony But i can't afford another try Child support and alimony Is just about to bleed me dry Chorus: I got ex's all across the country And i owe everybody in town I got bill collectors a callin' me up And lawyers tryin' to track me down I'm just one wrong move from the poor house But i don't belong in there I got so many ex's and owe so much I ought to be on hollywood squares Yeah, i ought to be on hollywood squares Lookin' back over my love life I only have myself to blame I guess i should've checked my price tag Before i gave 'em my last name Now my credit rating's in the gutter And the bottom line sure looks bad I'll be payin' the rest of my life For the few good times i've had Chorus Yeah, they ought to put me on hollywood squares
