作词 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke 作曲 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke We are the pirates we don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice And I have never been to Boston in the fall Huh What are you talking about What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate Hey thats right We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things And who's ever kissed a chipmunk That's just nonsense Why even bring it up Am I right What do you think I think you look like Captain Crunch Huh No I don't Do too Do not You're making me hungry Thats it You're walkin' the plank Says who Says the Cap'n thats who Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe Arrrgggghh Yikes And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daises On a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings You just don't get it And we've never been to Boston in the fall Pass the chips Who's got the remote control Here it is Time for Heraldo It's definately time for Loch Nech Ohh I don't like this show Hey look I found a quarter
[00:00.00] 作词 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke [00:01.00] 作曲 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke [00:19.54]We are the pirates we don't do anything [00:23.34]We just stay at home and lie around [00:26.77]And if you ask us to do anything [00:29.95]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [00:35.35]Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver [00:39.91]And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul [00:43.53]And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa [00:46.34]And I've never been to Boston in the fall [00:50.02]'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything [00:53.45]We just stay at home and lie around [00:56.81]And if you ask us to do anything [01:00.31]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [01:05.91]And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck [01:10.77]And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all [01:13.77]And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot [01:17.52]And I've never been to Boston in the fall [01:20.51]'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything [01:24.19]We just stay at home and lie around [01:27.43]And if you ask us to do anything [01:29.68]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [01:36.15]Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong [01:41.46]And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall [01:43.96]And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice [01:47.01]And I have never been to Boston in the fall [01:51.04]Huh What are you talking about [01:53.66]What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate [01:58.94]Hey thats right [02:00.43]We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things [02:03.93]And who's ever kissed a chipmunk [02:06.61]That's just nonsense Why even bring it up [02:09.93]Am I right What do you think [02:12.67]I think you look like Captain Crunch [02:15.35]Huh No I don't [02:17.60]Do too [02:18.72]Do not [02:19.78]You're making me hungry [02:21.65]Thats it You're walkin' the plank [02:23.96]Says who [02:25.02]Says the Cap'n thats who [02:27.14]Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe [02:31.76]Arrrgggghh [02:33.32]Yikes [02:34.51]And I've never licked a spark plug [02:37.13]And I've never sniffed a stinkbug [02:38.75]And I've never painted daises [02:40.31]On a big red rubber ball [02:41.62]And I've never bathed in yogurt [02:43.30]And I don't look good in leggings [02:45.86]You just don't get it [02:47.80]And we've never been to Boston in the fall [02:54.87]Pass the chips [02:57.24]Who's got the remote control Here it is [03:00.05]Time for Heraldo [03:02.04]It's definately time for Loch Nech [03:04.41]Ohh I don't like this show [03:06.53]Hey look I found a quarter
