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  • 作词 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
    作曲 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
    Hey mamas, welcome back to my channel! I have a great video for you all today, but first a shout-out to my amazing sponsor, Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement. Guys, seriously I swear by this stuff. So, a lot of you have been commenting, asking do how I have the time and energy to do everything I have to do to be a modern mom, so I figured I'd share my morning routine!

    I wake up at 4 for morning pilates,
    Work on my core till 5:15
    At 6 I do gratitude and intentions,
    Make sure the countertops are clean

    Start meal prep at 6:20,
    Then mail handwritten notes to friends
    By 7 I am almost ready
    To wake the kids,
    But first I cleanse

    With my organic and all-natural
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    Effective (if not FDA approved)
    Go on and click the link below
    Be sure to use my promo code
    So you can feel this energized and lean,
    It’s an essential part of my morning routine!

    Breakfast is served at a twenty past seven:
    Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
    After I eat, I answer the questions
    Asked by the voices in my head…

    Uh…what was was I saying? Oh!
    Get the kiddos out the door,
    Then take a little more

    Of my organic and all-natural
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    It’s harvested by shamans at low tide
    The bottle says “some may expect psychosis as a side effect”
    …oh…
    But you know me, I’m not the kind to heed
    Some dramatic government warning
    So I make it part of my morning routine

    I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
    Like do you ever feel like someone's watching you through the walls?
    Make sure that you’re subscribed so you don’t miss
    My cosmetics haul next week!

    My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
    I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
    Comment below: what does the demon in your dryer tell YOU when he speaks?

    It’s hard to be a modern mom without that extra boost
    I used to get from white wine and caffeine,
    but now I add this supplement to every cold-pressed juice
    But enough about all that -
    Let’s get back to my routine!

    Time melts away at 10:27
    I lie on the floor and speak to God
    My ancestors come at 10 past 11
    To help with my scrapbook…decoupage!
    Take of all my clothes and burn them, lather up in bacon grease
    The ghosts are sleeping, don’t disturb them!
    First an offering, then I feast

    On my organic and all natural, vegan, cruelty free, holistic,
    widely-banned and mind-expanding
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    One serving’s only nineteen calories!
    Nothing makes the hours fly, like ego death and DIY
    And I can do it all by 12:15
    With my motivational shortcut
    (it’s not legal here anymore), but
    Trust me, ladies, you’re gonna see what I mean!
    When you add this little supplement to your morning routine!

    Hashtag ad!

  • 作词 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
    作曲 : Sam Tsui/Casey Breves
    Hey mamas, welcome back to my channel! I have a great video for you all today, but first a shout-out to my amazing sponsor, Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement. Guys, seriously I swear by this stuff. So, a lot of you have been commenting, asking do how I have the time and energy to do everything I have to do to be a modern mom, so I figured I'd share my morning routine!

    I wake up at 4 for morning pilates,
    Work on my core till 5:15
    At 6 I do gratitude and intentions,
    Make sure the countertops are clean

    Start meal prep at 6:20,
    Then mail handwritten notes to friends
    By 7 I am almost ready
    To wake the kids,
    But first I cleanse

    With my organic and all-natural
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    Effective (if not FDA approved)
    Go on and click the link below
    Be sure to use my promo code
    So you can feel this energized and lean,
    It’s an essential part of my morning routine!

    Breakfast is served at a twenty past seven:
    Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
    After I eat, I answer the questions
    Asked by the voices in my head…

    Uh…what was was I saying? Oh!
    Get the kiddos out the door,
    Then take a little more

    Of my organic and all-natural
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    It’s harvested by shamans at low tide
    The bottle says “some may expect psychosis as a side effect”
    …oh…
    But you know me, I’m not the kind to heed
    Some dramatic government warning
    So I make it part of my morning routine

    I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
    Like do you ever feel like someone's watching you through the walls?
    Make sure that you’re subscribed so you don’t miss
    My cosmetics haul next week!

    My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
    I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
    Comment below: what does the demon in your dryer tell YOU when he speaks?

    It’s hard to be a modern mom without that extra boost
    I used to get from white wine and caffeine,
    but now I add this supplement to every cold-pressed juice
    But enough about all that -
    Let’s get back to my routine!

    Time melts away at 10:27
    I lie on the floor and speak to God
    My ancestors come at 10 past 11
    To help with my scrapbook…decoupage!
    Take of all my clothes and burn them, lather up in bacon grease
    The ghosts are sleeping, don’t disturb them!
    First an offering, then I feast

    On my organic and all natural, vegan, cruelty free, holistic,
    widely-banned and mind-expanding
    Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
    One serving’s only nineteen calories!
    Nothing makes the hours fly, like ego death and DIY
    And I can do it all by 12:15
    With my motivational shortcut
    (it’s not legal here anymore), but
    Trust me, ladies, you’re gonna see what I mean!
    When you add this little supplement to your morning routine!

    Hashtag ad!