Well you took me to the movies You took me to the dance You took me to your warehouse Tied up in the back of your van You said "whip it out" And I started to shout"I'm in love with the woman again!" Well you took me to your office We went to meet your folks We went out to the garden shed Where I took off all my clothes And I was terrified by the look in your eyes But there's a lot to loving I don't know Well you took me to the ceremony to sweat out all my fear You came across the cosmic serpent with pants rolling into his hair If he's my spirit guide I'm gonna stay inside I'm never sleeping in a teepee again No no, no no no no no Well you asked me where I came from In the middle of round ten I thanked you for the compliment Before you clarified what you meant You said "what the hell are you doing here?there's a crawler in my apartment" Trout fishing in AmericaBaby go and buy a pole But by the time I got around to reading the book I was a celebrated deep sea pro Was drinking Greyhounds Way below the ground On my very own TV showWell we went to get some work done So our faces finally matched The doctor took one look at me And took a skin graft out of my ass If this is what it takes It takes you one date I'm gonna put my mammoth behind glass If I make it out alive From Hollywood and VineI'll build a cabin up in the NorthwestNo no, no no no no no
Well you took me to the movies You took me to the dance You took me to your warehouse Tied up in the back of your van You said "whip it out" And I started to shout"I'm in love with the woman again!" Well you took me to your office We went to meet your folks We went out to the garden shed Where I took off all my clothes And I was terrified by the look in your eyes But there's a lot to loving I don't know Well you took me to the ceremony to sweat out all my fear You came across the cosmic serpent with pants rolling into his hair If he's my spirit guide I'm gonna stay inside I'm never sleeping in a teepee again No no, no no no no no Well you asked me where I came from In the middle of round ten I thanked you for the compliment Before you clarified what you meant You said "what the hell are you doing here?there's a crawler in my apartment" Trout fishing in AmericaBaby go and buy a pole But by the time I got around to reading the book I was a celebrated deep sea pro Was drinking Greyhounds Way below the ground On my very own TV showWell we went to get some work done So our faces finally matched The doctor took one look at me And took a skin graft out of my ass If this is what it takes It takes you one date I'm gonna put my mammoth behind glass If I make it out alive From Hollywood and VineI'll build a cabin up in the NorthwestNo no, no no no no no
