A fine romance, with no kisses. A fine romance, my friend, this is. We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes. But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes. A fine romance, you won't nestle. A fine romance, you won't wrestle. I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants. I never had the chance. This is a fine romance. A fine romance, my good fellow. You take romance. I'll take Jell-o. You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean. At least they flap their fins to express emotion. A fine romance, with no quarrels, With no insults, and all the morals. You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France. I never get the chance. This is a fine romance. FRED: A fine romance, with no kisses. A fine romance, my friend, this is. True love should have the thrills that a healthy pine has. We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has. A fine romance, with no clinches. A fine romance, with no pinches. You never give the orchids I send a glance. No, you like cactus plants. This is a fine romance.
[00:07.81]A fine romance, with no kisses. [00:13.48]A fine romance, my friend, this is. [00:19.14]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes. [00:24.03]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes. [00:30.30]A fine romance, you won't nestle. [00:35.37]A fine romance, you won't wrestle. [00:41.00]I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants. [00:45.24]I never had the chance. [00:47.72]This is a fine romance. [00:52.07]A fine romance, my good fellow. [00:57.72]You take romance. I'll take Jell-o. [01:03.18]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean. [01:08.79]At least they flap their fins to express emotion. [01:14.11]A fine romance, with no quarrels, [01:19.94]With no insults, and all the morals. [01:25.05]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France. [01:29.75]I never get the chance. [01:32.32]This is a fine romance. [01:40.07]FRED: [01:43.98]A fine romance, with no kisses. [01:50.52]A fine romance, my friend, this is. [01:56.97]True love should have the thrills that a healthy pine has. [02:02.88]We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has. [02:09.54]A fine romance, with no clinches. [02:16.09]A fine romance, with no pinches. [02:22.50]You never give the orchids I send a glance. [02:27.88]No, you like cactus plants. [02:31.27]This is a fine romance.
