Time's have change And we＇ve often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any snock they should try to stem Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now God knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good＇s bad today And black＇s white today And day＇s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes When grandmamas whose age is eighty In night clubs are getting matey with gigolos Anything goes When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they＇d rather be tennis pros Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If ole hymns you like If bare limbs you like Id Mae west you like Or me undressed you like Why nobody will oppose When every night the set that＇s smart is Intruding in nudist parties in studios Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good＇s bad today And black＇s white today And day＇s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes If saying your prayers you like If green pears you like If old chairs you like If back stairs you like If love affairs you like With young bears you like Why nobody will oppose So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes Anything goes
Time's have change And we＇ve often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any snock they should try to stem Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now God knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good＇s bad today And black＇s white today And day＇s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes When grandmamas whose age is eighty In night clubs are getting matey with gigolos Anything goes When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they＇d rather be tennis pros Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If ole hymns you like If bare limbs you like Id Mae west you like Or me undressed you like Why nobody will oppose When every night the set that＇s smart is Intruding in nudist parties in studios Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good＇s bad today And black＇s white today And day＇s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes If saying your prayers you like If green pears you like If old chairs you like If back stairs you like If love affairs you like With young bears you like Why nobody will oppose So though l＇m not a great romancer I know that l＇m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes Anything goes
