作词 : Bo Burnham 作曲 : Bo Burnham Sexting (Whoa) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing Sexting Aye, aye, AT&T I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians You send me a peach, I send a carrot back You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn) You send back a snowman Crisis averted (Thank God) Sexting (Whoa) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing) Sexting Aye, aye, AT&T No more emojis, now it's onto words I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt" You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" You say, "lmao," but I doubt that I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these) I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas Sexting (Whoa) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing) Sexting Aye, aye (We are sexting) AT&T You send the pic and say it's now my turn Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn My phone's flash is my only light, and The flash makes my dick look frightened I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair) So I send it to you, and then my phone dies Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Dick) Another night on my own, yea (Penis) Stuck in my home, yea (Dick) Sitting alon One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham [00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.001] Sexting (Whoa) [00:04.356] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing [00:08.082] Sexting [00:12.608] Aye, aye, AT&T [00:16.343] I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you [00:20.427] Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow [00:23.500] We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction [00:29.360] We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians [00:33.081] You send me a peach, I send a carrot back [00:36.990] You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract [00:40.994] I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it [00:48.483] Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn) [00:57.189] You send back a snowman [01:00.842] Crisis averted (Thank God) [01:04.210] Sexting (Whoa) [01:08.304] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing) [01:12.219] Sexting [01:16.512] Aye, aye, AT&T [01:20.426] No more emojis, now it's onto words [01:24.200] I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt" [01:28.285] You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" [01:33.222] You say, "lmao," but I doubt that [01:36.204] I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you [01:40.396] 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you [01:44.442] They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these) [01:48.303]I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas [01:52.263] Sexting (Whoa) [01:56.319] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing) [02:00.180] Sexting [02:04.139] Aye, aye (We are sexting) [02:06.971] AT&T [02:08.647] You send the pic and say it's now my turn [02:11.816]Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn [02:16.374] My phone's flash is my only light, and [02:20.614]The flash makes my dick look frightened [02:24.426] I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead [02:28.286]Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea [02:32.377] You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair) [02:36.528] So I send it to you, and then my phone dies [02:40.198] Another night on my own, yeah [02:42.944] Stuck in my home, yeah [02:44.843] Sitting alone [02:45.773]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah [02:48.573] Another night on my own, yeah [02:50.904] Stuck in my home, yeah [02:53.041] Sitting alone [02:53.882]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah [02:56.560] Another night on my own, yeah [02:59.096] Stuck in my home, yeah [03:01.001] Sitting alone [03:01.836]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah [03:04.354](Dick) Another night on my own, yea [03:06.032](Penis) Stuck in my home, yea [03:08.314](Dick) Sitting alon [03:09.710]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
