(Dolomite) Come on over, honey And give your uncle Dolomite a kiss (kissing sounds) Well, what you want, baby?
(Baby) Would you tell me a story?
(Dolemite) You want me to tell you a story?
(Baby) Hell yeah!
(Other Baby) Me too!
(Dolemite) Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story About the bad-ass Eazy-E He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad muthafu-
(Mother) Gimmie that god damn book! Here, let me read you this one Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaphxckkin' Wright
(Carolers) Deck the halls with ***** of holly Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly....
(Verse 1: Eazy-E) Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas and a ho ho ho! While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe Now dashing through the snow In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches) Over the hills I go Laughing at this ho **** on her chin ring Making me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this puxxy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells She's taking it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dxxk this way, hey Ring them bells, ring them bells She's taking it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dxxk Oh yay! This is the season to get bitten Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shxt
(Santa) Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho ho
(Verse 2: Menajahtwa) I want a sleigh ride A Christmas Eve stick of rum She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cxm A VCR on the set with nothing but pxrno flicks Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper Give me a **** for his cxck will be the party poppa I dig a ho, crack a dough by the **** oh I want to be having a good time fxckin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know what's up I said here's some candy canes eat'em up I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy I want him to shake me?? So all on the hunt, bon appetite And a condom in a tree
(Eazy-E) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat
(Buckwheat) Buckwheat is a wascal That's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls fxck ya wishes I not happy, overjoyed in this muthaphxckka No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka No shxt on the roof, cough up Rudolph's **** When I was young I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearing on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint dxxk when Elvis was alive But all the fxcking bullshxt got played when I was five Years old, just stay young, bold writing Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf Little kids, don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fxcking lie
(Eazy-E) On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of cxcxxnx And a A muthaphxckkin' K, bxtch
(Hook) Eazy-E oh Eazy-E Show us how you treat those bxtches
(Hook) I saw mommy fxcking Eazy Claus
(Eazy-E) Close the door, little bxtch I'm getting these draws
(Hook) I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop
(Eazy-E) I don't give a fxck I'm getting Christmas cot Ho ho ho and away I go
(Hook) Oh Saint Nick's got a **** like a pole
(Woman 1) Well where's our shxt?
(Woman 2) This muthaphxckker's cheap
(Eazy-E) Shut the fxck up, bxtches And go back to sleep
(Verse 3: Will 1X) Yo black, what you want for Christmas? (Yo black, I want a job) For my Christmas, all the fxcked up people Want some corn-on-the-cob A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nxgga'll eat some Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Froot Loops Now who's caroling in my window Smokin' up indo Mechalecha hi, make a high note
(apl.de.ap) Get out my fxcking yard with your camel You wanna get busy and Santa like a.. A bam balam bam like I am a rhymer, I'm talking The Atban Klann will make shxt slam, it's Christmas time The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam
(Will1X) Yo black, what you want for Christmas? Yo black, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
(Atban Klann (Will1X & apl.de.ap)) Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged A rump pa bum bum A rump pa bum bum
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas And have a fxcked up new year Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas And have a fxcked up new year Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas And have a fxcked up new year Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas And have a fxcked up new year Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas And have a fxcked up new year
(Eazy-E) You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
(Mother) And they all went to prison And lived fxcked up lives ever after The End
[00:00.837] (Dolomite) [00:00.960] Come on over, honey [00:02.156] And give your uncle Dolomite a kiss [00:04.477] (kissing sounds) [00:05.259] Well, what you want, baby? [00:06.897] [00:07.094] (Baby) [00:07.257] Would you tell me a story? [00:09.451] [00:09.625] (Dolemite) [00:09.767] You want me to tell you a story? [00:11.827] [00:12.045] (Baby) [00:12.187] Hell yeah! [00:12.771] [00:12.953] (Other Baby) [00:13.096] Me too! [00:14.095] [00:14.276] (Dolemite) [00:14.555] Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story [00:17.480] About the bad-ass Eazy-E [00:19.872] He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three [00:23.615] Listen and listen well [00:25.542] He's a bad muthafu- [00:27.329] [00:27.526] (Mother) [00:27.527] Gimmie that god damn book! [00:29.790] Here, let me read you this one [00:31.478] Christmas in Compton [00:33.468] It was a silent night, yes, a holy night [00:37.338] Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaphxckkin' Wright [00:41.026] [00:43.881] (Carolers) [00:44.176] Deck the halls with ***** of holly [00:46.470] Fa la la la la la la la la [00:49.287] Tis the season to be jolly.... [00:49.573] [00:49.574] (Eazy-E) [00:49.575] Merry Christmas, muthaphxckka! [00:50.805] (Gun Shots) [00:52.458] [00:52.666] (Verse 1: Eazy-E) [00:53.211] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas and a ho ho ho! [00:55.757] While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe [00:58.235] Now dashing through the snow [01:00.843] In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches) [01:03.795] Over the hills I go [01:06.251] Laughing at this ho [01:08.815] **** on her chin ring [01:11.396] Making me feel right [01:13.899] Oh what fun it is to know [01:16.066] That I'm gonna get this puxxy tonight [01:18.323] So ring them bells, ring them bells [01:21.179] She's taking it all the way [01:24.059] Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dxxk this way, hey [01:29.210] Ring them bells, ring them bells [01:31.333] She's taking it all the way [01:34.356] Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dxxk [01:38.085] Oh yay! [01:39.443] This is the season to get bitten [01:42.024] Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shxt [01:44.048] [01:44.257] (Santa) [01:44.435] Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap [01:47.137] And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho ho [01:48.719] [01:48.963] (Verse 2: Menajahtwa) [01:49.187] I want a sleigh ride [01:50.186] A Christmas Eve stick of rum [01:51.761] She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cxm [01:54.396] A VCR on the set with nothing but pxrno flicks [01:56.889] Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer [01:59.447] Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper [02:01.945] Give me a **** for his cxck will be the party poppa [02:04.418] I dig a ho, crack a dough by the **** oh [02:07.135] I want to be having a good time fxckin' in tha snow [02:09.522] I made him drop to his knees [02:10.711] Yeah you know what's up [02:12.088] I said here's some candy canes eat'em up [02:14.561] I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes [02:17.189] Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot [02:19.809] I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy [02:22.263] I want him to shake me?? [02:24.890] So all on the hunt, bon appetite [02:27.383] And a condom in a tree [02:29.662] [02:29.909] (Eazy-E) [02:30.425] All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth [02:32.793] My two front teeth, my two front teeth [02:35.498] All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth [02:37.751] Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat [02:39.557] [02:39.828] (Buckwheat) [02:40.433] Buckwheat is a wascal [02:41.802] That's no Christmas [02:42.871] And all the toys, boys and girls [02:44.368] fxck ya wishes [02:45.504] I not happy, overjoyed in this muthaphxckka [02:48.030] No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka [02:50.603] No shxt on the roof, cough up Rudolph's **** [02:52.952] When I was young I was the only kid [02:54.434] Who had enough guts to be [02:55.758] Good ole hearing on the East [02:57.638] I'd stay awake just to let America know [02:59.198] That Santa was a fake [03:00.796] I used to believe in Saint dxxk when Elvis was alive [03:03.463] But all the fxcking bullshxt got played when I was five [03:05.905] Years old, just stay young, bold writing [03:08.463] Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting [03:10.909] Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath [03:13.203] I got my two front teeth [03:14.481] Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf [03:17.164] Little kids, don't cry [03:18.351] When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fxcking lie [03:20.321] [03:20.653] (Eazy-E) [03:20.810] On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me [03:26.452] Three pounds of indo [03:28.225] Two birds of cxcxxnx [03:30.059] And a A muthaphxckkin' K, bxtch [03:34.405] [03:34.602] (Hook) [03:35.287] Eazy-E oh Eazy-E [03:39.050] Show us how you treat those bxtches [03:42.548] [03:42.737] (Hook) [03:42.891] I saw mommy fxcking Eazy Claus [03:45.502] [03:45.683] (Eazy-E) [03:45.825] Close the door, little bxtch [03:47.007] I'm getting these draws [03:47.987] [03:48.156] (Hook) [03:48.299] I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop [03:50.172] [03:50.327] (Eazy-E) [03:50.478] I don't give a fxck [03:51.469] I'm getting Christmas cot [03:53.187] Ho ho ho and away I go [03:55.230] [03:55.394] (Hook) [03:55.529] Oh Saint Nick's got a **** like a pole [03:57.731] [03:57.920] (Woman 1) [03:58.099] Well where's our shxt? [03:59.143] [03:59.306] (Woman 2) [03:59.441] This muthaphxckker's cheap [04:00.426] [04:00.595] (Eazy-E) [04:00.773] Shut the fxck up, bxtches [04:02.131] And go back to sleep [04:03.032] [04:03.150] (Verse 3: Will 1X) [04:03.291] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? [04:04.406] (Yo black, I want a job) [04:05.730] For my Christmas, all the fxcked up people [04:07.250] Want some corn-on-the-cob [04:08.337] A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nxgga'll eat some [04:10.876] Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Froot Loops [04:13.423] Now who's caroling in my window [04:15.466] Smokin' up indo [04:16.789] Mechalecha hi, make a high note [04:18.427] [04:18.597] (apl.de.ap) [04:18.923] Get out my fxcking yard with your camel [04:21.081] You wanna get busy and Santa like a.. [04:23.213] A bam balam bam like I am a rhymer, I'm talking [04:25.571] The Atban Klann will make shxt slam, it's Christmas time [04:28.775] The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam [04:33.488] [04:33.651] (Will1X) [04:33.802] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? [04:35.029] Yo black, I want some cash [04:36.336] So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash [04:38.574] [04:38.739] (Atban Klann (Will1X & apl.de.ap)) [04:38.880] Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged [04:41.392] A rump pa bum bum [04:42.714] A rump pa bum bum [04:43.594] [04:43.921] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:46.735] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:49.347] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:51.360] And have a fxcked up new year [04:54.368] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:56.903] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:59.479] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:01.561] And have a fxcked up new year [05:04.616] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:07.089] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:09.690] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:11.687] And have a fxcked up new year [05:14.782] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:17.314] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:19.929] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:21.920] And have a fxcked up new year [05:24.952] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:27.588] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:30.135] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:32.114] And have a fxcked up new year [05:35.137] [05:35.318] (Eazy-E) [05:35.497] You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [05:41.502] [05:41.816] (Mother) [05:42.744] And they all went to prison [05:44.210] And lived fxcked up lives ever after [05:47.197] The End
