Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *) Mic check.. (My ************!) Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *) Ffff-*******.. (My ************!) My nuts.. My attitude is worse than NWA's was I'll battle you over stupid ************t and diss people who ain't have ************t to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) I look at my life in a new light -- ******* it Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- ******* what you like You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryin to get my porno career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ ************t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) and make em come to your ba*******t and listen (you're gonna ******* check this out) Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before' "Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't givin you ************t ************ - don't even bother askin me (get away from me) Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cause I'm always ************ttin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) Got a ******* from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth my ******* broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) Told Mya this ************t was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a ************!") And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me ******* Aaliyah (What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White trash -- ******* your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha ************t you wished you had (A big ************!) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad!" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" (Nurse! Nurse!) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache You talk a lotta ************t, but you was never ill though I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!) Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+ And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) The demon is here, steamin this year I rip (*Mystikal's*) voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!) It's not a gimmick ************, it's an image I live it Give a *******? I don't know what a ******* is to give it "Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail (* impersonating Method Man *) I'll *******, I'll ******* Lay your nuts on the dresser Just your ******* by itself And bang them ************ts with a spiked bat Cut your neck off and sew your head right back And leave you like that You just triggered the ******* who just mixed liquor Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher Reeves, I was teething with strep throat while your mother was breastfeeding And gave her the flesh-eating disease I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines Fla************n back to being shot and repeatin the scenes on how you just got smoked, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a fat ************ that you wished you had You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech Sprayin wreck (************) And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) or a damn.. or a *******.. or a ************t So suck my mother******* ************
Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *) Mic check.. (My ************!) Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *) Ffff-*******.. (My ************!) My nuts.. My attitude is worse than NWA's was I'll battle you over stupid ************t and diss people who ain't have ************t to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) I look at my life in a new light -- ******* it Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- ******* what you like You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryin to get my porno career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ ************t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) and make em come to your ba*******t and listen (you're gonna ******* check this out) Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before' "Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't givin you ************t ************ - don't even bother askin me (get away from me) Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cause I'm always ************ttin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) Got a ******* from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth my ******* broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) Told Mya this ************t was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a ************!") And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me ******* Aaliyah (What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White trash -- ******* your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha ************t you wished you had (A big ************!) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad!" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" (Nurse! Nurse!) You know I just be sayin that to get you mad What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache You talk a lotta ************t, but you was never ill though I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!) Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+ And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) The demon is here, steamin this year I rip (*Mystikal's*) voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!) It's not a gimmick ************, it's an image I live it Give a *******? I don't know what a ******* is to give it "Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail (* impersonating Method Man *) I'll *******, I'll ******* Lay your nuts on the dresser Just your ******* by itself And bang them ************ts with a spiked bat Cut your neck off and sew your head right back And leave you like that You just triggered the ******* who just mixed liquor Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher Reeves, I was teething with strep throat while your mother was breastfeeding And gave her the flesh-eating disease I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines Fla************n back to being shot and repeatin the scenes on how you just got smoked, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a fat ************ that you wished you had You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech Sprayin wreck (************) And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) or a damn.. or a *******.. or a ************t So suck my mother******* ************
