Hi! Original bad boy on the case, cover your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase I laced the **** with insect repellant, better check the smelly Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the ***** wont admit it was her I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, Im ready now ***** - aint you feelin these kicks cunt? The world aint ready for me yet, I can tell Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs And Im hotter than my **** is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it （yuck!） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet If yall dont like me, you can suck my **** til you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I dont feel it eminem Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha? Is ****in crazy -- hello, hi! Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is ****in crazy -- do you hear me? Is ****in crazy Im ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin Im eminem, youre a fag in a womens gym Im slim, the shady is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac saudi arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed Laid up in the hospital in critical condition I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, iv full of thai **** Lookin chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends On if I keep on killin my girlfriends Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha? Is ****in crazy -- listen!! Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? Is ****in crazy Last night I o.d.d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of tylenol 3, and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh） Give me eleven excederin my headll spin Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine Scratched my balls til I shredded skin Doctor, check this rash, look how red its been Its probably aids! forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows That dont even make sense, like dykes usin dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this slim shady **** thats on rawkus Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get ****ed My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldnt read it Damn!
[00:04.36]Hi! [00:05.68]Original bad boy on the case, cover your face [00:08.11]Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase [00:10.74]I laced the **** with insect repellant, better check the smelly [00:13.61]Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling [00:15.99]With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple [00:18.17]I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple [00:20.99]Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure [00:23.24]That my mother did it, but the ***** wont admit it was her [00:25.67]I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months [00:28.42]And said, Im ready now ***** - aint you feelin these kicks cunt? [00:31.24]The world aint ready for me yet, I can tell [00:33.36]Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell [00:35.62]Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs [00:37.83]And Im hotter than my **** is, when I piss and it burns [00:40.77]I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach [00:43.15]And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it [00:46.15]（yuck!） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet [00:48.96]If yall dont like me, you can suck my **** til you numb it [00:51.70]And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it [00:53.89]Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I dont feel it [00:56.26]eminem [00:56.45]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:58.89]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [01:01.33]Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha? [01:03.70]Is ****in crazy -- hello, hi! [01:06.14]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [01:08.45]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [01:11.14]Is ****in crazy -- do you hear me? [01:13.57]Is ****in crazy [01:15.45]Im ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin [01:18.39]Im eminem, youre a fag in a womens gym [01:20.70]Im slim, the shady is really a fake alias [01:22.95]To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens [01:25.39]A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium [01:28.70]Than a maniac saudi arabian [01:30.01] [01:31.17]A highly combustible head, spazmatic [01:33.29]Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed [01:35.54]Laid up in the hospital in critical condition [01:37.98]I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician [01:40.86]High speed, iv full of thai **** [01:43.04]Lookin chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese [01:45.67]Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians [01:48.04]Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins [01:50.54]I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends [01:53.79]On if I keep on killin my girlfriends [01:56.17]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [01:58.67]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [02:01.04]Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha? [02:03.86]Is ****in crazy -- listen!! [02:05.29]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [02:08.48]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [02:11.23]Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? [02:13.98]Is ****in crazy [02:15.67]Last night I o.d.d on rush, mushrooms and dust [02:18.04]And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed [02:20.74]Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say [02:22.92]I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play [02:25.61]I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day [02:27.92]Of tylenol 3, and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh） [02:30.99]Give me eleven excederin my headll spin [02:32.67]Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine [02:35.23]Scratched my balls til I shredded skin [02:37.73]Doctor, check this rash, look how red its been [02:40.42]Its probably aids! forget it then [02:42.17]I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows [02:44.49]That dont even make sense, like dykes usin dildos [02:45.55]So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats [02:48.05]And pick up this slim shady **** thats on rawkus [02:50.67]Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get ****ed [02:53.42]My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldnt read it [02:56.42]Damn!
