作词 : Marshall Mathers 作曲 : Marshall Mathers Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking But I wanna stick her like she decals But when murdering females better pay attention to these details Or you could be derailed, better wear at least three layers Of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched because your DNA'll Be all up under her fingernails Man he hears you I don't think he cares He gives a ****** even his pinky swears Three personalities burstin' out of me, please, beware Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare Turns around and screams I remember distinctly I said "I'm here to do sink repairs." Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer And leave 'em there But hey man I was framed I know what this looks like officers Please just give me one minute I think I can explain I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your ************rt is so bloody? There's a missing person, So what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard But dog how the ****** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible For the dumb little blonde girl That mother******' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder with no recollection of it Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it Memory is too ****** to remember destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular Then stuck him up in the blender Another dismembered toddler Discovered this winter probably 'Cause the disassembled body Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm going in for questioning Them son of a ************es probably just wanna pin this on me But hey man I was framed I know what this looks like officers Please just give me one minute I think I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your ************rt is so bloody? There's a missing person, So what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed Still on the loose they Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your ba************t Under your babies play pen I lay And wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient While staying complacent blatant ***ual implications are continuing to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be charged with first degree Cause it just happened to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King burglary No officer you see I was framed I know what this looks like officers Please just give me one minute I think I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your ************rt is so bloody? There's a misssing person, So what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed
[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers [00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers [00:09.25]Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's [00:13.84]"Freaky Tales" (Biatch!) [00:15.44]Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking [00:17.66]Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells [00:20.66]I know this is risky thinking [00:22.57]But I wanna stick her like she decals [00:25.59]But when murdering females better pay attention to these details [00:29.44]Or you could be derailed, better wear at least three layers [00:32.98]Of clothing or be in jail [00:34.42]If you get scratched because your DNA'll [00:36.98]Be all up under her fingernails [00:39.35]Man he hears you I don't think he cares [00:41.89]He gives a ****** even his pinky swears [00:44.36]Three personalities burstin' out of me, please, beware [00:47.67]Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs [00:50.92]She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare [00:54.14]Turns around and screams I remember distinctly [00:57.04]I said "I'm here to do sink repairs." [00:59.39]Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer [01:03.87]And leave 'em there [01:04.81]But hey man I was framed [01:08.12]I know what this looks like officers [01:09.85]Please just give me one minute [01:11.30]I think I can explain [01:14.65]I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty [01:17.49]But I'm just here to entertain [01:20.30]How come your ************rt is so bloody? [01:22.43]There's a missing person, [01:23.27]So what he's got nothing to do with me [01:27.04]I'm almost certain I was framed [01:30.37]Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong [01:34.42]Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on [01:37.77]Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard [01:41.00]But dog how the ****** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car [01:44.20]Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it [01:47.43]Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon [01:50.83]Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible [01:52.58]For the dumb little blonde girl [01:54.34]That mother******' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond [01:57.55]Second murder with no recollection of it [02:00.50]Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it [02:03.90]Memory is too ****** to remember destructive temper [02:06.73]Cut my public defender's jugular [02:08.68]Then stuck him up in the blender [02:10.33]Another dismembered toddler [02:12.06]Discovered this winter probably [02:13.64]'Cause the disassembled body [02:15.21]Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly [02:18.61]I'm going in for questioning [02:19.97]Them son of a ************es probably just wanna pin this on me [02:23.42]But hey man I was framed [02:26.54]I know what this looks like officers [02:28.75]Please just give me one minute [02:30.08]I think I can explain [02:33.23]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty [02:36.35]But I'm just here to entertain [02:39.74]How come your ************rt is so bloody? [02:41.33]There's a missing person, [02:42.19]So what he's got nothing to do with me [02:46.23]I'm almost certain I was framed [02:49.42]Still on the loose they [02:51.81]Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday [02:54.31]In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate [02:57.59]With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher [03:00.80]Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase [03:03.37]Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men [03:06.53]Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your ba************t [03:09.91]Under your babies play pen I lay [03:12.34]And wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient [03:15.17]While staying complacent blatant [03:17.43]***ual implications are continuing to get thrown [03:20.64]Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems [03:24.01]Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home [03:27.36]You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window [03:30.88]But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene [03:35.08]In a verse and be charged with first degree [03:37.15]Cause it just happened to match up perfectly [03:39.45]With the massacre or the Burger King burglary [03:42.03]No officer you see I was framed [03:45.63]I know what this looks like officers [03:47.67]Please just give me one minute [03:48.95]I think I can explain [03:52.43]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty [03:55.04]But I'm just here to entertain [03:58.28]How come your ************rt is so bloody? [04:00.21]There's a misssing person, [04:01.15]So what he's got nothing to do with me [04:05.17]I'm almost certain I was framed
