I took 2 weeks vacation for the honey moon A couple tickets all inclusive down in cancun I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A I'm gettin' drunk on a plane I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy Cause I taped your picture To the seat back right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottle fillin' both our trays I'm gettin' drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6 Stewardess is somethin' ***y Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo to the airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom Alone up there on top of the cake So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' ***y Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her 'Kiss my ass' Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks of everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is something ***y Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane I'm gettin' drunk on a plane I'm might be passed out In the baggage claim But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
[00:10.120]I took 2 weeks vacation [00:12.000]for the honey moon [00:14.710]A couple tickets all inclusive [00:17.300]down in cancun [00:19.420]I couldn't get my money back so [00:22.230]I'm in seat 7A [00:26.510]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [00:28.940]I bet the feller on the aisle [00:31.590]thought I was crazy [00:33.380]Cause I taped your picture [00:35.090]To the seat back right beside me [00:37.890]Now I've got empty mini bottle [00:40.480]fillin' both our trays [00:45.080]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [00:47.400]Buyin' drinks for everybody [00:48.770]But the pilot, it's a party [00:51.650]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6 [00:56.320]Stewardess is somethin' ***y [00:59.020]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey [01:01.070]Told her about my condition [01:03.060]Got a little mile-high flight attention [01:06.200]It's mardi gras [01:08.880]Up in the clouds [01:11.150]I'm up so high, I may never come down [01:15.840]I'll try anything to drown out the pain [01:20.530]They all know why [01:22.580]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [01:33.960]We had this date marked [01:35.690]on the calendar forever [01:38.460]We'd take that new wed limo [01:40.440]to the airport ride together [01:43.050]I feel like a plastic groom [01:45.440]Alone up there on top of the cake [01:49.220]So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [01:52.380]Buyin' drinks for everybody [01:54.460]But the pilot, it's a party [01:56.820]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 [02:01.520]Stewardess is somethin' ***y [02:03.780]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey [02:06.020]Told her about my condition [02:08.270]Got a little mile-high flight attention [02:12.000]It's mardi gras [02:14.230]Up in the clouds [02:16.410]I'm up so high, I may never come down [02:21.190]I'll try anything to drown out the pain [02:25.800]They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [02:50.930]On my way home [02:52.100]I'll bump this seat right up to first class [02:55.230]So I can drink that cheap [02:57.300]champagne out of a real glass [03:00.000]And when we land I'll call her up [03:02.410]and tell her 'Kiss my ass' [03:06.330]Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane [03:09.980]Buyin' drinks of everybody [03:11.340]But the pilot, it's a party [03:13.740]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 [03:18.310]Stewardess is something ***y [03:21.520]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey [03:23.050]Told her about my condition [03:25.270]Got a little mile-high flight attention [03:29.080]It's mardi gras [03:31.130]Up in the clouds [03:33.340]I'm up so high [03:35.810]I may never come down [03:37.980]I'll try anything to drown out the pain [03:42.590]They all know why [03:44.680]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [03:49.190]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane [03:53.720]I'm might be passed out [03:58.710]In the baggage claim [04:02.390]But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
