作词 : David Bowie 作曲 : David Bowie Artist：david bowie Songs Title：the laughing gnome
I was walking down the high street When I heard footsteps behind me And there was a little old man （hello） In scarlet and grey, shuffling away （laughter）
Well he trotted back to my house And he sat beside the telly （oaah..） With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day （laughter） Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome office （gnome office） Yes （hahahahaha） Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me Said the laughing gnome Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine （burp, pardon） Then I put him on a train to eastbourne Carried his bag and gave him a fag （havent you got a light boy? ） Here, where do you come from? （gnome-mans land, hahihihi） Oh, really?
In the morning when I woke up He was sitting on the edge of my bed With his brother whose name was fred Hed bought him along to sing me a song Right, lets hear it Here, whats that clicking noise? （thats fred, hes a metrognome, haha） Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me （own up, Im a gnome, aint I right, haha） Havent you got an ome to go to? （no, were gnomads） Didnt you they to teach get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome. （no, not at the london school of ecognomics）
Now theyre staying up the chimney And were living on caviar and honey （hooray!） Cause theyre earning me lots of money Writing comedy prose for radio shows Its the-er （what? ） Its the gnome service of course
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me Ha ha ha, oh, dear me （ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me） （one more time, yeah）
[00:00.000] 作词 : David Bowie [00:00.049] 作曲 : David Bowie [00:00.99]Artist：david bowie [00:03.99]Songs Title：the laughing gnome [00:07.37] [00:14.73]I was walking down the high street [00:18.28]When I heard footsteps behind me [00:22.02]And there was a little old man （hello） [00:25.15]In scarlet and grey, shuffling away （laughter） [00:29.51] [00:30.63]Well he trotted back to my house [00:33.80]And he sat beside the telly （oaah..） [00:37.60]With his tiny hands on his tummy [00:39.47] [00:40.52]Chuckling away, laughing all day （laughter） [00:44.71]Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome office [00:46.76]（gnome office） [00:48.31]Yes [00:48.68]（hahahahaha） [00:50.45]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [00:52.06]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me [00:54.96]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [00:58.57]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me [01:02.81]Said the laughing gnome [01:07.30]Well I gave him roasted toadstools [01:10.87]and a glass of dandelion wine （burp, pardon） [01:14.80]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne [01:17.49]Carried his bag and gave him a fag [01:20.43]（havent you got a light boy? ） [01:23.42]Here, where do you come from? [01:24.69]（gnome-mans land, hahihihi） [01:26.49]Oh, really? [01:27.74] [01:28.36]In the morning when I woke up [01:31.81]He was sitting on the edge of my bed [01:35.26]With his brother whose name was fred [01:38.13]Hed bought him along to sing me a song [01:41.19]Right, lets hear it [01:43.00]Here, whats that clicking noise? [01:44.63]（thats fred, hes a metrognome, haha） [01:47.62]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [01:51.10]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me [01:54.15]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [01:57.84]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me [02:01.23]（own up, Im a gnome, aint I right, haha） [02:04.41]Havent you got an ome to go to? [02:05.97]（no, were gnomads） [02:07.09]Didnt you they to teach get your hair cut at school? [02:08.79]you look like a rolling gnome. [02:09.85]（no, not at the london school of ecognomics） [02:12.85] [02:13.68]Now theyre staying up the chimney [02:17.13]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray!） [02:21.07]Cause theyre earning me lots of money [02:23.45]Writing comedy prose for radio shows [02:26.98]Its the-er （what? ） [02:28.97]Its the gnome service of course [02:30.92] [02:33.42]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [02:36.71]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me [02:40.01]Ha ha ha, oh, dear me [02:43.65]（ha ha ha, hee hee hee [02:45.90]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me [02:50.14]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee [02:52.39]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me） [02:55.57]（one more time, yeah）
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