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  • "****** better see a ***** rollStarch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84"
    Ay, ay, ay swang and
    I swang and
    I swang to the left
    I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
    It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
    Leave the message for me after the tone
    If you callin bout some money, you say
    I owe you youse a bloody lie
    That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
    Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
    Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
    I don't care what they show you
    OR they tol' you, (tol' you) ***** please!
    Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix
    CD (please!)
    Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while
    I squirt and squeeze
    Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
    Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
    Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
    Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
    The Mixtape
    Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
    Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
    It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
    You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
    You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
    Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but
    I confess this
    A playa in a playa that
    I'd know you'd be impressed wit
    I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my *** is
    But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
    Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
    You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this
    Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
    Up against ya tonsils then after that
    I'll press this.
  • "****** better see a ***** rollStarch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84"
    Ay, ay, ay swang and
    I swang and
    I swang to the left
    I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
    It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
    Leave the message for me after the tone
    If you callin bout some money, you say
    I owe you youse a bloody lie
    That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
    Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
    Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
    I don't care what they show you
    OR they tol' you, (tol' you) ***** please!
    Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix
    CD (please!)
    Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while
    I squirt and squeeze
    Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
    Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
    Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
    Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
    The Mixtape
    Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
    Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
    It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
    You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
    You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
    Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but
    I confess this
    A playa in a playa that
    I'd know you'd be impressed wit
    I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my *** is
    But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
    Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
    You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this
    Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
    Up against ya tonsils then after that
    I'll press this.