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  • [00:02]This one right here goes out to all you people
    [00:05]That have ever paid full price
    [00:07]for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid
    [00:11]It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
    [00:14]Oh, I'm hungry like a muh,
    [00:15]Oh, I need me some grub
    [00:16]I said some biscuits nice and hot
    [00:18]Would sure hit the spot
    [00:19]But I'm broke like a joke
    [00:20]So let that discount drop
    [00:21]I pulled up in the drive-thru
    [00:23]Right then I knew there's no contemplatin'
    [00:25]About my money situation
    [00:26]I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
    [00:29]You see son hook me up with a free one
    [00:31]I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
    [00:34]And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
    [00:36]I need some meat to complete my week
    [00:39]So hook me up with - what? - combo number three
    [00:41]For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
    [00:44]For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side?
    [00:46]And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
    [00:49]So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent.
    [00:51]I wanna discount,
    [00:53]I wanna discount,
    [00:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [00:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [00:59]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [01:02]I wanna discount,
    [01:03]I wanna discount,
    [01:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [01:06]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [01:09]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [01:12]Now I'm stuck with no money
    [01:13]I need something in my tummy
    [01:14]Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
    [01:17]Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
    [01:19]You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up?
    [01:21]Well that's worth a try
    [01:22]Can we help one another?
    [01:24]Come on and hook up a brother
    [01:25]I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
    [01:27]Cause family discount that's what it's all about
    [01:30]Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out
    [01:32]Cause I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
    [01:34]I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
    [01:37]Or how about a pizza for a very special price
    [01:39]And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
    [01:42]Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
    [01:45]Make my price deflate
    [01:46]Don't hate for goodness sake
    [01:47]be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
    [01:49]I'm in the low money state almost low as my date
    [01:52]I wanna discount,
    [01:53]I wanna discount,
    [01:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [01:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:02]I wanna discount,
    [02:03]I wanna discount,
    [02:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:07]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:13]Alright look here my brother
    [02:14]I know there's times when that money's tight,
    [02:17]And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
    [02:19]Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
    [02:21]Heh, I feel you
    [02:22]Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
    [02:25]And when you get there you use it
    [02:27]And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too
    [02:31]Alright let's try this out
    [02:32]I wanna discount,
    [02:33]I wanna discount,
    [02:35]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:37]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:40]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:43]I wanna discount,
    [02:44]I wanna discount,
    [02:45]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:48]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:50]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:53]I wanna discount,
    [02:54]I wanna discount,
    [02:55]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:58]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [03:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [03:03]I wanna discount,
    [03:04]I wanna discount,
    [03:05]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [03:08]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [03:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
  • [00:02]This one right here goes out to all you people
    [00:05]That have ever paid full price
    [00:07]for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid
    [00:11]It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
    [00:14]Oh, I'm hungry like a muh,
    [00:15]Oh, I need me some grub
    [00:16]I said some biscuits nice and hot
    [00:18]Would sure hit the spot
    [00:19]But I'm broke like a joke
    [00:20]So let that discount drop
    [00:21]I pulled up in the drive-thru
    [00:23]Right then I knew there's no contemplatin'
    [00:25]About my money situation
    [00:26]I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
    [00:29]You see son hook me up with a free one
    [00:31]I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
    [00:34]And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
    [00:36]I need some meat to complete my week
    [00:39]So hook me up with - what? - combo number three
    [00:41]For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
    [00:44]For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side?
    [00:46]And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
    [00:49]So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent.
    [00:51]I wanna discount,
    [00:53]I wanna discount,
    [00:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [00:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [00:59]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [01:02]I wanna discount,
    [01:03]I wanna discount,
    [01:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [01:06]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [01:09]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [01:12]Now I'm stuck with no money
    [01:13]I need something in my tummy
    [01:14]Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
    [01:17]Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
    [01:19]You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up?
    [01:21]Well that's worth a try
    [01:22]Can we help one another?
    [01:24]Come on and hook up a brother
    [01:25]I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
    [01:27]Cause family discount that's what it's all about
    [01:30]Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out
    [01:32]Cause I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
    [01:34]I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
    [01:37]Or how about a pizza for a very special price
    [01:39]And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
    [01:42]Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
    [01:45]Make my price deflate
    [01:46]Don't hate for goodness sake
    [01:47]be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
    [01:49]I'm in the low money state almost low as my date
    [01:52]I wanna discount,
    [01:53]I wanna discount,
    [01:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [01:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:02]I wanna discount,
    [02:03]I wanna discount,
    [02:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:07]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:13]Alright look here my brother
    [02:14]I know there's times when that money's tight,
    [02:17]And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
    [02:19]Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
    [02:21]Heh, I feel you
    [02:22]Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
    [02:25]And when you get there you use it
    [02:27]And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too
    [02:31]Alright let's try this out
    [02:32]I wanna discount,
    [02:33]I wanna discount,
    [02:35]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:37]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:40]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:43]I wanna discount,
    [02:44]I wanna discount,
    [02:45]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:48]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [02:50]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [02:53]I wanna discount,
    [02:54]I wanna discount,
    [02:55]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [02:58]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [03:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
    [03:03]I wanna discount,
    [03:04]I wanna discount,
    [03:05]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
    [03:08]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
    [03:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop