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  • 作词 : PattyCake Productions
    作曲 : PattyCake Productions
    Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
    I must find the way to power through a noble brow
    I married once for love then my senses came
    I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
    Onto marrige number two
    I knew what I had to do
    and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
    solved problem number one,now to problem number two
    His doe-eyed littlle girl with gentle point of view
    Would I ship her off to school?
    No!I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
    and so she became the maid!
    She was lazy!
    She was crazy!
    She was talking to the mice!
    She was hopelessly naive,so she had to pay the price.
    I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
    I could have thrown her out,but I'm benevolent and kind.
    Mother,your heart's too big for you!
    I knew what I had to do
    After all,difficult children will take advantage of your good nature.
    So you lock them up
    Throw away the key!
    There's one on every family tree
    Ungrateful!
    Hateful!
    Vile too!The things she put you through!
    Break their spirit so they obey!
    Now they'll do anything you say
    Maybe you'd call it cruel but
    others would call it love
    Tough Love!
    I ask you,is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
    Oh,no,they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just…
    ruin everything!
    I never wanted children
    life was better on my own
    all the screaming,nagging chilled me to the bone!
    But then one day i came across a flower growing free
    it's magic kept me young,so i kept it all for me!
    But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
    so I "borrowed"her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
    Years went by,OH!
    The sacrifice and against my better judgment,I fed her once or twice.
    Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
    But that's messy
    manipulatin's easily more fun
    A little guilt,a lot of force,of course you have to lie
    remind them without you,they'd shrivel up and die!
    They only have themselves to blame!
    If you'd been there, you'd do the same
    So work them hard'til they fall in line
    There's one way and it's only mine
    Children are lazy
    Spoiled too
    But we know what to do!
    Govern them with a heart of stone
    Lock them up so they're all alone
    Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
    others would call it love,tough love!
    Ugh!Her own tower with a water view
    and she runs away the first chance she gets
    These wretched brats think the world owes them something
    But it doesn't
    Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
    but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan
    I never cared to share,so The King would have to fall
    But his child blocked the way to me and"Fairest of them all"
    She was chubby.She was dumb
    and grotesquely optimistic
    She needed structure in her life!She wasn't realistic
    I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
    but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
    Love?!Was I just sit by and wait?!
    for her to take my crown? NO!
    she hand sealed her fate!
    She hand to go,and so she did and you know what they say
    "An apple once a day keeps your enemies away" “
    Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
    give an inch and they'll run a mile!
    Our ider of a happy home
    Is one where we live all alone!
    Dark,Depressing,Desolate!
    Now let's all drink to that!
    call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
    "Cruel" and everything in between
    You could say it's unjust
    Turning their dreams to dust
    This is what we call love
    Tough Love!
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : PattyCake Productions
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : PattyCake Productions
    [00:19.058]Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
    [00:21.949]I must find the way to power through a noble brow
    [00:24.480]I married once for love then my senses came
    [00:27.463]I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
    [00:30.331]Onto marrige number two
    [00:31.828]I knew what I had to do
    [00:33.268]and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
    [00:35.659]solved problem number one,now to problem number two
    [00:38.689]His doe-eyed littlle girl with gentle point of view
    [00:41.753]Would I ship her off to school?
    [00:42.938]No!I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
    [00:46.038]and so she became the maid!
    [00:47.326]She was lazy!
    [00:48.220]She was crazy!
    [00:48.964]She was talking to the mice!
    [00:50.229]She was hopelessly naive,so she had to pay the price.
    [00:52.922]I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
    [00:56.022]I could have thrown her out,but I'm benevolent and kind.
    [00:59.075]Mother,your heart's too big for you!
    [01:04.310]I knew what I had to do
    [01:09.418]After all,difficult children will take advantage of your good nature.
    [01:13.389]So you lock them up
    [01:15.967]Throw away the key!
    [01:17.232]There's one on every family tree
    [01:19.960]Ungrateful!
    [01:20.912]Hateful!
    [01:21.980]Vile too!The things she put you through!
    [01:25.150]Break their spirit so they obey!
    [01:28.226]Now they'll do anything you say
    [01:31.058]Maybe you'd call it cruel but
    [01:33.997]others would call it love
    [01:36.410]Tough Love!
    [01:38.187]I ask you,is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
    [01:42.040]Oh,no,they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just…
    [01:46.162]ruin everything!
    [01:48.437]I never wanted children
    [01:49.568]life was better on my own
    [01:50.892]all the screaming,nagging chilled me to the bone!
    [01:53.585]But then one day i came across a flower growing free
    [01:56.883]it's magic kept me young,so i kept it all for me!
    [01:59.692]But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
    [02:02.663]so I "borrowed"her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
    [02:05.066]Years went by,OH!
    [02:06.785]The sacrifice and against my better judgment,I fed her once or twice.
    [02:10.570]Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
    [02:13.622]But that's messy
    [02:14.969]manipulatin's easily more fun
    [02:16.467]A little guilt,a lot of force,of course you have to lie
    [02:18.975]remind them without you,they'd shrivel up and die!
    [02:21.946]They only have themselves to blame!
    [02:27.866]If you'd been there, you'd do the same
    [02:34.043]So work them hard'til they fall in line
    [02:36.039]There's one way and it's only mine
    [02:38.825]Children are lazy
    [02:40.405]Spoiled too
    [02:41.763]But we know what to do!
    [02:44.537]Govern them with a heart of stone
    [02:47.137]Lock them up so they're all alone
    [02:50.191]Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
    [02:53.082]others would call it love,tough love!
    [02:57.226]Ugh!Her own tower with a water view
    [02:59.711]and she runs away the first chance she gets
    [03:02.021]These wretched brats think the world owes them something
    [03:05.608]But it doesn't
    [03:07.105]Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
    [03:09.358]but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan
    [03:12.666]I never cared to share,so The King would have to fall
    [03:15.603]But his child blocked the way to me and"Fairest of them all"
    [03:18.378]She was chubby.She was dumb
    [03:19.666]and grotesquely optimistic
    [03:21.257]She needed structure in her life!She wasn't realistic
    [03:23.962]I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
    [03:26.852]but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
    [03:29.835]Love?!Was I just sit by and wait?!
    [03:32.654]for her to take my crown? NO!
    [03:34.514]she hand sealed her fate!
    [03:35.617]She hand to go,and so she did and you know what they say
    [03:38.078]"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away" “
    [03:40.818]Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
    [03:46.448]give an inch and they'll run a mile!
    [03:55.573]Our ider of a happy home
    [03:57.860]Is one where we live all alone!
    [04:00.611]Dark,Depressing,Desolate!
    [04:03.676]Now let's all drink to that!
    [04:06.555]call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
    [04:09.144]"Cruel" and everything in between
    [04:12.115]You could say it's unjust
    [04:14.589]Turning their dreams to dust
    [04:17.421]This is what we call love
    [04:22.634]Tough Love!