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  • 作词 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    作曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    编曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    Sometimes life seems like just a series of curve balls
    Quite frankly, that’s the way it’s been of late
    It seems like everything in my world is leaking
    And quite frankly, there’s nothing better, when you are English
    Than having a Blimmin’ good whinge and getting it out of your system
    And that is exactly, what I intend to do, with you, right now - Here we go!
    I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
    Seems my whole world is leaking
    They say a problem shared is a problem halved
    Don’t know if that’s true
    I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
    I gets up Monday and my Roof is leaking
    Water coming down all over the walls, all over the carpets
    The floors are swelling, hell of a mess I tell you
    But my mate Bob is a, well ironically, he’s a builder
    Comes over, has a look and he says -
    “Yeah, it’s your iron mate, got to fix that, might have to replace it”
    And he says –
    “You know what we’ll do”
    I guess we’ll have to fix that
    I guess we’ll have to fix that
    I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    Gets up Tuesday and you wouldn’t believe it, the washing machine starts leaking
    Water all over the floor and there’s big piles of washing, the wife will not be happy
    Fortunately I’ve got a mate called Stan who’s pretty good with things like washing machines
    Comes over, has a look and he says-
    “Yeah, your seals have gone mate, You know what we’ll do”
    I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
    Seems my whole world is leaking
    They say a problem shared is a problem halved
    Don’t know if that’s true
    I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
    Course then Wednesday I gets up, has a look at the car and there’s oil all over the driveway
    You wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, gets me mate old Fred over, he has a look and he says-
    “Yeah, it’s your master cylinder, we’ll have to fix that mate, not cheap but you know, it’s got to be done and that oil on the driveway. You know what we’ll have to do”
    I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    Anyway, gets to Thursday yeah, has a look outside and rains been getting in through the sunroof on the car
    Honestly all over the carpets, all round the wiring and I love my car so I’m going to have to fix that
    Fortunately I’ve got a friend called Cyril. He comes over and he’s a bit of a whizz with windows, has a quick look and he says to me he says-
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    I guess we’ll have to fix that
    I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    Anyway it’s Friday today and things are looking pretty good you know
    Bit of washing, ironing, got to change the beds and stuff but yeah, I can’t complain –
    ooh hang on, hang on, other phones going, ooh hang on, 2 seconds caller
    Phone Call
    Hello
    Sewer Company
    What do you mean it’s blocked
    Pooh explosion
    Yeah no – I think I’d better leave
    Ethel- yeah, got to go, crisis
    Ethel -It’s a blockage this time, not a leak
    I suppose I should be grateful
    Yeah Pooh explosion, sounds terrible.
    Anyway catch you next week, Love ya, Bye Bye
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    [00:00.346] 作曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    [00:00.692] 编曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle
    [00:01.38]Sometimes life seems like just a series of curve balls
    [00:04.48]Quite frankly, that’s the way it’s been of late
    [00:07.55]It seems like everything in my world is leaking
    [00:10.12]And quite frankly, there’s nothing better, when you are English
    [00:13.40]Than having a Blimmin’ good whinge and getting it out of your system
    [00:15.73]And that is exactly, what I intend to do, with you, right now - Here we go!
    [00:26.61]I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
    [00:33.20]Seems my whole world is leaking
    [00:39.39]They say a problem shared is a problem halved
    [00:42.81]Don’t know if that’s true
    [00:45.96]I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
    [00:52.21]I gets up Monday and my Roof is leaking
    [00:54.72]Water coming down all over the walls, all over the carpets
    [00:57.49]The floors are swelling, hell of a mess I tell you
    [00:59.74]But my mate Bob is a, well ironically, he’s a builder
    [01:04.30]Comes over, has a look and he says -
    [01:06.24]“Yeah, it’s your iron mate, got to fix that, might have to replace it”
    [01:09.42]And he says –
    [01:10.74]“You know what we’ll do”
    [01:11.88]I guess we’ll have to fix that
    [01:15.11]I guess we’ll have to fix that
    [01:18.17]I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    [01:24.64]Gets up Tuesday and you wouldn’t believe it, the washing machine starts leaking
    [01:29.18]Water all over the floor and there’s big piles of washing, the wife will not be happy
    [01:34.37]Fortunately I’ve got a mate called Stan who’s pretty good with things like washing machines
    [01:39.88]Comes over, has a look and he says-
    [01:41.46]“Yeah, your seals have gone mate, You know what we’ll do”
    [01:44.19]I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    [01:50.77]I’ve got something I’d like to share with you
    [01:57.37]Seems my whole world is leaking
    [02:04.18]They say a problem shared is a problem halved
    [02:07.49]Don’t know if that’s true
    [02:10.70]I guess I’ll have to fix it soon
    [02:16.69]Course then Wednesday I gets up, has a look at the car and there’s oil all over the driveway
    [02:22.33]You wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, gets me mate old Fred over, he has a look and he says-
    [02:27.66]“Yeah, it’s your master cylinder, we’ll have to fix that mate, not cheap but you know, it’s got to be done and that oil on the driveway. You know what we’ll have to do”
    [02:36.76]I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    [02:43.28]Anyway, gets to Thursday yeah, has a look outside and rains been getting in through the sunroof on the car
    [02:47.22]Honestly all over the carpets, all round the wiring and I love my car so I’m going to have to fix that
    [02:55.20]Fortunately I’ve got a friend called Cyril. He comes over and he’s a bit of a whizz with windows, has a quick look and he says to me he says-
    [03:03.19]undefined
    [03:06.45]I guess we’ll have to fix that
    [03:09.36]I guess we’ll have to fix that soon
    [03:15.99]Anyway it’s Friday today and things are looking pretty good you know
    [03:19.66]Bit of washing, ironing, got to change the beds and stuff but yeah, I can’t complain –
    [03:22.12]ooh hang on, hang on, other phones going, ooh hang on, 2 seconds caller
    [03:22.78]Phone Call
    [03:25.90]Hello
    [03:26.96]Sewer Company
    [03:28.29]What do you mean it’s blocked
    [03:30.39]Pooh explosion
    [03:32.12]Yeah no – I think I’d better leave
    [03:34.87]Ethel- yeah, got to go, crisis
    [03:39.65]Ethel -It’s a blockage this time, not a leak
    [03:41.45]I suppose I should be grateful
    [03:42.97]Yeah Pooh explosion, sounds terrible.
    [03:45.10]Anyway catch you next week, Love ya, Bye Bye