MR. BROWN: What the ***** was I talking about？ MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a guy… a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big ****s. MR. BROWN: OK.Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin" is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular ***** machine. Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. MR. BLUE: How many "****s" is that? MR. WHITE: A lot MR. BROWN: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother*****er, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean this cat likes Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious **** action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. PAIN.PAIN Chew? Toby Chew? It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. You know her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat *****s her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a ***** machine what was once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
[00:00.00]MR. BROWN: What the ***** was I talking about？ [00:02.00]MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a guy… [00:05.20]a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy. [00:06.40]But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big ****s. [00:09.00]MR. BROWN: OK.Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin" is about. [00:12.00] It's all about this cooze who's a regular ***** machine. [00:14.00]Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, [00:17.00]****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. [00:20.00]MR. BLUE: How many "****s" is that? [00:21.00]MR. WHITE: A lot [00:22.00]MR. BROWN: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother*****er, [00:25.00]and it's like, whoa baby. [00:27.00]I mean this cat likes Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. [00:30.00]He's diggin tunnels. [00:31.00]Now she's gettin this serious **** action, [00:33.00]she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. [00:36.00]PAIN.PAIN [00:37.40]Chew? Toby Chew? [00:38.00]It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. [00:42.33]You know her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now. [00:45.00]But when this cat *****s her, it hurts. [00:48.45]It hurts just like it did the first time. [00:50.44]You see the pain is reminding a ***** machine what was once like to be a virgin. [00:55.00]Hence, "Like a Virgin."
