Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect a pure paragon You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Who play Gods like Gaston Who breaks Act like Gaston Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston As a specimen yes I'm intimidating My what a guy that Gaston I needed Well there's no one that's easy to Too much Yep No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston I don't care No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm espcially good at expectorating Ten points for Gaston When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge I use antlers in all of my decorating Say it again Who's a man among men Who's a super success Don't you know Can't you guess Ask his fans and his five hangers on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down And his name's G A S T I beleive there's another T It just cold to me Gaston
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