作词 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs 作曲 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see So yo world I hope you're ready for me Now gather round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more see and on the floor B All the girls they adore me Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Oh yeah that's the break y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Doin' the Humpty Hump Doin' the Humpty Hump Oh yeah come on and break it down Once again the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies Peace and humptiness forever
[00:00.000] 作词 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs [00:01.000] 作曲 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs [00:10.83]All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.45]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.32]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:18.20]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.06]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.56]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:24.91]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.22]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.34]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.21]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.50]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:36.75]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.63]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.37]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.68]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:45.87]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.05]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:51.30]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.92]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.92]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.66]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:00.34]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:01.90]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.34]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:06.92]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.43]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.49]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:13.62]And I even got my own dance [01:15.73]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.61]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:25.28]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:30.71]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [01:35.40]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:38.64]People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" [01:41.64]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:46.89]But ya can't get near me [01:48.63]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.12]All the girls they adore me [01:52.62]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:55.12]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.10]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.09]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:02.16]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:04.52]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:06.71]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.20]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:11.07]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:14.07]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.57]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.38]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:20.99]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.29]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:24.91]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:29.09]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:34.27]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:39.76]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [02:45.31]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:50.12]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:51.86]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.19]Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:01.83]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.01]It's real easy to do check it out [03:06.95]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.57]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.44]Crazy wack funky [03:14.21]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:16.95]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:19.02]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.33]Anyone can play this game [03:23.19]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:25.63]No two people will do it the same [03:27.94]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.62]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [03:34.81]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:37.67]Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [03:39.13]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:45.23]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:49.91]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:54.44]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [03:59.37]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:02.99]Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:07.05]White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:12.04]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump [04:17.03]Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:24.79]Let's get stoopid [04:27.36]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:31.67]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:37.68]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:40.92]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:45.62]Oh yeah come on and break it down [04:53.22]Once again the Underground is in the house [04:56.53]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:59.33]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies [05:03.01]Peace and humptiness forever
