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  • So listen, buddy.
    I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
    Okay
    Is that okay, buddy?
    This test is call a Rorschach test
    And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
    So we can see how smart you really are
    And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
    Yes
    Wow, you're such a big boy
    Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
    And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
    Okay
    Okay, let's start with this one
    What do you see in this picture, buddy?
    A butterfly
    Yes, that is absolutely correct
    What a smart boy you are
    That is a butterfly
    Wow, okay, how about this picture?
    That's a television
    And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
    You might be a genius
    How about this one?
    That's a basketball
    Joyner, you are so amazing!
    Another great answer!
    That is a basketball
    I don't even know if I could've got that one right
    Such a smart, smart boy
    Okay, how about this one?
    That's a condom
    We're gonna try this again
    You better not **** up this time
    That's a-, that's a condom
    Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
    Please don't make me regret that statement
    You know what, let's just try another picture
    Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
    Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
    We're gonna try this again and you better not **** up this time
    I said it's a loaded gun
    What are you, a ****ing retard?
    Are you stupid?
    Mentally challenged?
    What the **** is the matter with you?
    I'm sorry
    I'm trying to help you
    Look at the ****ing picture
    I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
    Look at the ****ing picture!
  • [00:06.06]So listen, buddy.
    [00:08.56]I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
    [00:12.71]Okay
    [00:13.00]Is that okay, buddy?
    [00:15.91]This test is call a Rorschach test
    [00:19.30]And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
    [00:22.96]So we can see how smart you really are
    [00:26.64]And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
    [00:31.67]Yes
    [00:32.68]Wow, you're such a big boy
    [00:36.27]Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
    [00:40.71]And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
    [00:47.02]Okay
    [00:47.68]Okay, let's start with this one
    [00:50.23]What do you see in this picture, buddy?
    [00:54.84]A butterfly
    [00:56.72]Yes, that is absolutely correct
    [00:59.50]What a smart boy you are
    [01:02.12]That is a butterfly
    [01:03.98]Wow, okay, how about this picture?
    [01:10.36]That's a television
    [01:12.20]And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
    [01:17.84]You might be a genius
    [01:20.41]How about this one?
    [01:23.03]That's a basketball
    [01:26.14]Joyner, you are so amazing!
    [01:30.26]Another great answer!
    [01:32.31]That is a basketball
    [01:35.16]I don't even know if I could've got that one right
    [01:40.28]Such a smart, smart boy
    [01:43.60]Okay, how about this one?
    [01:48.55]That's a condom
    [01:50.79]We're gonna try this again
    [01:54.28]You better not **** up this time
    [01:56.77]That's a-, that's a condom
    [01:59.14]Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
    [02:02.54]Please don't make me regret that statement
    [02:06.36]You know what, let's just try another picture
    [02:12.07]Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
    [02:16.98]Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
    [02:19.61]We're gonna try this again and you better not **** up this time
    [02:25.23]I said it's a loaded gun
    [02:27.65]What are you, a ****ing retard?
    [02:30.54]Are you stupid?
    [02:32.75]Mentally challenged?
    [02:34.53]What the **** is the matter with you?
    [02:38.31]I'm sorry
    [02:39.03]I'm trying to help you
    [02:41.08]Look at the ****ing picture
    [02:43.70]I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
    [02:46.15]Look at the ****ing picture!