Sacha Baron Cohen - Master Of The House My band of soaks
My den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes my always **** as newts.
My sons of whores
Spent their lives in my inn
Homing pigeons homing in
Then fly through my doors
And I * down on all faults
Welcome m'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best Innkeeper in town
As for the rest All of 'em crooks Rooking their guests And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent Who's content to be
Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em Of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's buxom friend
I do whatever pleases Jesus! won't i bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter philosopher And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises Jesus! won't i skin you to the bone!
Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice Extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases All those bits and pieces Jesus! it's amazing how it grows!
I used to dream That i would meet a prince
But god almighty
Have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house?
Isn't worth me spit!
'comforter philosopher' - and lifelong ****!
Cunning little brain
Regular voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how i've lasted Living with this **** in the house!
Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter philosopher Ah don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor Butler to the great Hypocrite and toady And inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's ****
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
[00:00.76]Sacha Baron Cohen - Master Of The House [00:05.94]My band of soaks [00:07.81] [00:09.43]My den of dissolutes [00:11.37] [00:13.30]My dirty jokes my always **** as newts. [00:20.44] [00:22.21]My sons of whores [00:25.77] [00:28.73]Spent their lives in my inn [00:32.49] [00:36.17]Homing pigeons homing in [00:39.29] [00:40.35]Then fly through my doors [00:43.42] [00:47.58]And I * down on all faults [00:49.95] [00:53.21]Welcome m'sieur [00:54.29] [00:54.85]Sit yourself down [00:56.04] [00:56.55]And meet the best [00:58.18]Innkeeper in town [00:59.69] [01:01.88]As for the rest [01:03.27]All of 'em crooks [01:05.01]Rooking their guests [01:06.76]And cooking the books [01:07.88] [01:10.69]Seldom do you see [01:12.87] [01:14.43]Honest men like me [01:16.62] [01:17.38]A gent of good intent [01:20.43]Who's content to be [01:22.99] [01:24.43]Master of the house [01:25.74]Doling out the charm [01:26.98]Ready with a handshake [01:28.23]And an open palm [01:29.87]Tells a saucy tale [01:31.37]Makes a little stir [01:32.76]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [01:34.94] [01:35.77]Glad to do a friend a favor [01:38.59]Doesn't cost me to be nice [01:40.90] [01:41.52]But nothing gets you nothing [01:43.15]Everything has got a little price! [01:46.08] [01:47.56]Master of the house [01:48.87]Keeper of the zoo [01:50.31]Ready to relieve 'em [01:51.67]Of a sou or two [01:53.16]Watering the wine [01:54.47]Making up the weight [01:55.97]Pickin' up their knick-knacks [01:57.41]When they can't see straight [01:59.03]Everybody loves a landlord [02:01.09] [02:01.73]Everybody's buxom friend [02:03.91] [02:04.54]I do whatever pleases [02:05.97]Jesus! won't i bleed 'em in the end! [02:07.97] [02:09.09]Master of the house [02:10.15]Quick to catch yer eye [02:11.59]Never wants a passerby [02:12.40]To pass him by [02:14.52]Servant to the poor [02:15.89]Butler to the great [02:17.27]Comforter philosopher [02:18.39]And lifelong mate! [02:19.76] [02:20.27]Everybody's boon companion [02:22.13] [02:22.95]Everybody's chaperone [02:24.57] [02:25.82]But lock up your valises [02:27.44]Jesus! won't i skin you to the bone! [02:29.26] [02:30.63]Food beyond compare [02:31.82]Food beyond belief [02:33.25]Mix it in a mincer [02:34.68]And pretend it's beef [02:36.21]Kidney of a horse [02:37.72]Liver of a cat [02:39.09]Filling up the sausages [02:40.42]With this and that [02:41.60]Residents are more than welcome [02:44.05] [02:44.74]Bridal suite is occupied [02:46.75] [02:47.69]Reasonable charges [02:49.14]Plus some little extras on the side! [02:51.84] [02:53.65]Charge 'em for the lice [02:54.97]Extra for the mice [02:56.35]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.17]Here a little slice [03:00.67]There a little cut [03:01.42]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:05.16]When it comes to fixing prices [03:06.97] [03:07.91]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:10.03] [03:10.84]How it all increases [03:12.52]All those bits and pieces [03:13.77]Jesus! it's amazing how it grows! [03:15.98] [03:26.59]I used to dream [03:27.96]That i would meet a prince [03:29.77] [03:31.14]But god almighty [03:32.38] [03:34.13]Have you seen what's happened since? [03:36.72] [03:38.86]Master of the house? [03:40.84] [03:41.52]Isn't worth me spit! [03:43.33] [03:43.90]'comforter philosopher' [03:46.33]- and lifelong ****! [03:48.14] [03:49.20]Cunning little brain [03:50.76] [03:51.45]Regular voltaire [03:53.44] [03:54.13]Thinks he's quite a lover [03:56.56]But there's not much there [03:58.88] [03:59.56]What a cruel trick of nature [04:01.93] [04:03.30]Landed me with such a louse [04:05.99] [04:06.86]God knows how i've lasted [04:07.63]Living with this **** in the house! [04:10.20] [04:11.70]Master of the house! [04:12.76]Master and a half! [04:14.07]Comforter philosopher [04:15.75]Ah don't make me laugh! [04:17.00]Servant to the poor [04:18.74]Butler to the great [04:19.62]Hypocrite and toady [04:20.92]And inebriate! [04:22.30] [04:23.11]Everybody bless the landlord! [04:24.98] [04:25.73]Everybody bless his spouse! [04:28.54]Everybody raise a glass [04:30.80] [04:31.43]Raise it up the master's **** [04:33.81] [04:34.81]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
