[00:07]Would you like to swing on a star [00:11]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:14]And be better off than you are [00:18]Or would you rather be a mule [00:21]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:25]Kicks up at anything he hears [00:28]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:31]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:34]And by the way, if you hate to go to school [00:38]You may grow up to be a mule [00:41]Or would you like to swing on a star [00:44]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:48]And be better off than you are [00:52]Or would you rather be a pig [00:55]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:58]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [01:02]He has no manners when he eats his food [01:05]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:08]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:12]You may grow up to be a pig [01:15]Or would you like to swing on a star [01:18]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:22]And be better off than you are [01:26]Or would you rather be a fish [01:29]A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook [01:32]He can't write his name or read a book [01:36]To fool the people is his only thought [01:39]And though he's slippery, he still gets caught [01:42]But then if that sort of life is what you wish [01:46]You may grow up to be a fish [02:00]A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish [02:03]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [02:07]Every day you meet quite a few [02:10]So you see it's all up to you [02:14]You can be better than you are [02:21]You could be swingin' on a star
[00:07]Would you like to swing on a star [00:11]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:14]And be better off than you are [00:18]Or would you rather be a mule [00:21]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:25]Kicks up at anything he hears [00:28]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:31]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:34]And by the way, if you hate to go to school [00:38]You may grow up to be a mule [00:41]Or would you like to swing on a star [00:44]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:48]And be better off than you are [00:52]Or would you rather be a pig [00:55]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:58]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [01:02]He has no manners when he eats his food [01:05]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:08]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:12]You may grow up to be a pig [01:15]Or would you like to swing on a star [01:18]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:22]And be better off than you are [01:26]Or would you rather be a fish [01:29]A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook [01:32]He can't write his name or read a book [01:36]To fool the people is his only thought [01:39]And though he's slippery, he still gets caught [01:42]But then if that sort of life is what you wish [01:46]You may grow up to be a fish [02:00]A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish [02:03]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [02:07]Every day you meet quite a few [02:10]So you see it's all up to you [02:14]You can be better than you are [02:21]You could be swingin' on a star
