作词 : Eminem 作曲 : King Tech/Eminem Yo, mic-check (My d1xk) Testin', one, two, fvxk (My d1xk) My nxts My attitude is worse than N.W.A's was I'll battle you over stupid sx1t And diss people who ain't have sx1t to do with it Like Cool J does (My tattoo) You see me standin' outside of your buildin' Screamin', "Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children" I look at my life in a new light Fvxk it, give me 2 mics I write songs for me, fvxk what you like You probably hear me rap half-hearted 'Cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryna get my p0rno career started (Oh, hell yeah) Every place and event, been there, done that Sx1t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went Want a deal? Study these five chapters Lesson 1, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson 2, face 'em and diss 'em (What up, dawg?) Don't give 'em a demo, kidnap 'em (Come on, you're comin' with me, motherfvxker, check this out) And make 'em come to your basement and listen Lesson 3, get a job at a label Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table (Here, listen) Lesson 4, know you heard this before "Hey, let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure" Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can (Hey dude, come here) Lesson 5, get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but when you see me on the street I ain't givin' you sx1t, b1xch, don't even bother askin' me Toilet water splashes me right in the a5s when I'm spittin' 'Cause I'm always sx1ttin' when I'm rappin', like Master P (Ungh) Got a bl0wj0b from Paula Jones and stuffed it so far in her mouth My baxls broke both of her collarbones Told Mya this sx1t was all about me, ah Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea And all three of my main girls said, "See ya" 'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in And caught me fvxkin' Aaliyah I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath Grab a handful of p1lls, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh White trash, fvxkin' your wife in the a5s While you're out siphonin' gas For your lawn mower to cut the grass So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo, why you diss me?) You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha sx1t you wished you had (A big d1xk) You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad (Nurse, nurse) You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi, Renée (Oh, hi) I was just about to toss a live grenade In your driveway and drive away (What?) Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with A1DS? Blood drippin' from it Rippin' your stomach like a paper mâché You talk a lot of sx1t, but you was never ill, though I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh Jumped up, choked a giraffe Snapped his neck and broke it in half Wagin' wars, went on stage And sprayed Cage with Agent Orange And wiped my a5s with his page in Source (Here) The demon is here, I'm steamin' this year I rip [*censored*] voice box out and scream in his ear It's not a gimmick, b1xch, it's an image, I live it Give a fvxk? I don't know what a fvxk is to give it "Yeah, I don't think this guy is well" I'm high as hell, I'll beat you with a live cat When I'm swingin' him by his tail I'll fvxkin', I'll fvxkin', lay your nxts on the dresser Just your nutsack by itself And bang them sx1ts with a spiked bat Cxt your n3ck off, then s3w your head right back And leave you like that You just triggered a pr1ck who just mixed liquor Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured And stiffer than Christopher Reeves I was dealin' with strep throat While your mother was br3astf33din' And gave her the flesh-eatin' disease I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees And walkin' through South Central L.A., bl33din' in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines Flashin' back to bein' shot and repeatin' the scenes On how you just got smok3d, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and Pac joke So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad And when I rap about a fat b1xch that you wished you had You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (Uh-huh) That's right, Slim Shady (Yup) Sway and Tech, sprayin' wreck (B1xch) And we don't give a heck (Uh-uh) Or a dxxn or a fvxk or a sx1t So suxk my mothafvxkin' d1xk The Wake Up Show, let me tell you what it mean to me It mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys Hip-hop, baby, all the way, forever
[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem [00:00.065] 作曲 : King Tech/Eminem [00:00.131]Yo, mic-check (My d1xk) [00:03.291]Testin', one, two, fvxk (My d1xk) [00:07.915]My nxts [00:09.247]My attitude is worse than N.W.A's was [00:11.729]I'll battle you over stupid sx1t [00:13.244]And diss people who ain't have sx1t to do with it [00:15.229]Like Cool J does (My tattoo) [00:16.588]You see me standin' outside of your buildin' [00:18.286]Screamin', "Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children" [00:21.682]I look at my life in a new light [00:23.301]Fvxk it, give me 2 mics [00:24.633]I write songs for me, fvxk what you like [00:26.697]You probably hear me rap half-hearted [00:28.291]'Cause I don't like rap anyway [00:29.649]I'm just tryna get my p0rno career started (Oh, hell yeah) [00:32.287]Every place and event, been there, done that [00:34.769]Sx1t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went [00:37.303]Want a deal? Study these five chapters [00:39.497]Lesson 1, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers [00:42.710]Lesson 2, face 'em and diss 'em (What up, dawg?) [00:44.382]Don't give 'em a demo, kidnap 'em (Come on, you're comin' with me, motherfvxker, check this out) [00:46.002]And make 'em come to your basement and listen [00:47.882]Lesson 3, get a job at a label [00:49.763]Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table [00:52.584](Here, listen) [00:53.002]Lesson 4, know you heard this before [00:54.988]"Hey, let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure" [00:57.704]Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed [00:59.768]Get the whitest A&R you can find [01:01.388]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can (Hey dude, come here) [01:03.556]Lesson 5, get a hook-up at Jive [01:05.437]Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live [01:08.598]And that's the key, but when you see me on the street [01:11.105]I ain't givin' you sx1t, b1xch, don't even bother askin' me [01:13.822]Toilet water splashes me right in the a5s when I'm spittin' [01:16.643]'Cause I'm always sx1ttin' when I'm rappin', like Master P (Ungh) [01:19.256]Got a bl0wj0b from Paula Jones and stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:22.442]My baxls broke both of her collarbones [01:24.402]Told Mya this sx1t was all about me, ah [01:26.596]Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea [01:29.522]And all three of my main girls said, "See ya" [01:31.481]'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in [01:32.970]And caught me fvxkin' Aaliyah [01:34.642]I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath [01:36.705]Grab a handful of p1lls, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh [01:39.840]White trash, fvxkin' your wife in the a5s [01:41.825]While you're out siphonin' gas [01:43.184]For your lawn mower to cut the grass [01:44.673]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo, why you diss me?) [01:47.389]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [01:49.740]And when I rap about a buncha sx1t you wished you had (A big d1xk) [01:52.536]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [01:55.174]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad [01:57.995]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [02:00.529]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad (Nurse, nurse) [02:03.115]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [02:05.884]What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play [02:08.731]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate [02:11.527]Hi, Renée (Oh, hi) [02:12.232]I was just about to toss a live grenade [02:14.348]In your driveway and drive away (What?) [02:16.281]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with A1DS? [02:18.632]Blood drippin' from it [02:19.860]Rippin' your stomach like a paper mâché [02:21.845]You talk a lot of sx1t, but you was never ill, though [02:24.144]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow [02:26.913]Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh [02:29.185]Jumped up, choked a giraffe [02:30.361]Snapped his neck and broke it in half [02:32.242]Wagin' wars, went on stage [02:33.913]And sprayed Cage with Agent Orange [02:35.611]And wiped my a5s with his page in Source (Here) [02:37.936]The demon is here, I'm steamin' this year [02:39.634]I rip [*censored*] voice box out and scream in his ear [02:42.743]It's not a gimmick, b1xch, it's an image, I live it [02:44.911]Give a fvxk? I don't know what a fvxk is to give it [02:47.523]"Yeah, I don't think this guy is well" [02:49.143]I'm high as hell, I'll beat you with a live cat [02:51.494]When I'm swingin' him by his tail [02:53.218]I'll fvxkin', I'll fvxkin', lay your nxts on the dresser [02:56.640]Just your nutsack by itself [02:58.233]And bang them sx1ts with a spiked bat [03:00.245]Cxt your n3ck off, then s3w your head right back [03:02.335]And leave you like that [03:03.432]You just triggered a pr1ck who just mixed liquor [03:05.731]Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured [03:07.298]And stiffer than Christopher [03:08.839]Reeves [03:09.414]I was dealin' with strep throat [03:10.798]While your mother was br3astf33din' [03:12.026]And gave her the flesh-eatin' disease [03:14.011]I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees [03:16.389]And walkin' through South Central L.A., bl33din' in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) [03:19.367]Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines [03:21.874]Flashin' back to bein' shot and repeatin' the scenes [03:24.251]On how you just got smok3d, and if you do live [03:26.707]You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and Pac joke [03:29.032]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad [03:31.801]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:34.413]And when I rap about a fat b1xch that you wished you had [03:37.051]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:39.716]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad [03:42.407]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:44.914]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad [03:47.500]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:52.124]I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (Uh-huh) [03:55.860]That's right, Slim Shady (Yup) [03:58.838]Sway and Tech, sprayin' wreck (B1xch) [04:02.651]And we don't give a heck (Uh-uh) [04:04.036]Or a dxxn or a fvxk or a sx1t [04:08.660]So suxk my mothafvxkin' d1xk [04:11.455]The Wake Up Show, let me tell you what it mean to me [04:13.806]It mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys [04:17.698]Hip-hop, baby, all the way, forever
