作词 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace 作曲 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace Online I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me That you need to see
Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online
So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day' I can have a three way Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
[00:00.000] 作词 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:00.508] 作曲 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:01.17]Online [00:22.23]I work down at the pizza pit [00:24.66] [00:25.41]And I drive and old Hundai [00:27.79] [00:29.35]I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.10] [00:32.60]I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic [00:38.33]Mild athsmatic [00:39.45] [00:40.01]Never been to 2nd base [00:41.64] [00:43.08]But there's a whole nother me [00:45.26]That you need to see [00:46.52] [00:47.20]Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood [00:54.19] [00:54.70]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [00:58.16]I drive a Mazarati [00:59.29]I'm a black belt in Karate [01:01.16]And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [01:08.66] [01:09.17]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [01:12.48]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [01:16.04]Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online [01:21.71] [01:23.02]So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom [01:30.14]And she fixes me a snack [01:32.27] [01:33.83]I head down to my basement bedroom [01:37.21] [01:37.77]And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I [01:44.58]Ever even been to LA [01:46.58] [01:47.77]Was when I got the chance with the marching band [01:51.46]To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu [01:59.46]I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ [02:02.39]I'm single and I'm rich [02:04.14]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [02:13.84]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [02:17.02]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [02:20.78]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [02:26.40] [02:27.65]Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date [02:34.96]Let alone a real girlfriend [02:37.34] [02:38.22]But I grow another foot [02:40.28]And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in [02:47.71] [03:00.28]Online I'm out in Hollywood [03:04.27]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [03:07.71]Even on a slow day' I can have a three way [03:11.21]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [03:16.66] [03:18.09]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:20.22] [03:21.22]I'm so much cooler online [03:23.78] [03:25.22]Yeah I'm cooler online
