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  • 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
    作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
    Before I check the mic (Check, check)
    I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
    coronavirus in effect tonight,
    Antiseptics on deck, I got every type
    I throw on my tux, then I give zero ****s,
    Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my **** then I
    Check my ball hair (What?)
    Make sure it's all there, then call the pallbearer
    It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
    Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box
    You're all hitched to my **** (What?)
    Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot
    Then treating it like a cyclops
    Like it's the only one I got and my thoughts are like nines ****ed
    Every line’s obscene,pervertedest mind,got
    the dirtiest rhyme stop
    That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
    So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
    But how could I get up in arms
    About you saying trash is all that I put out?
    *****, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
    Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out, the filthiest
    So all this talk about I'm washed up how preposterous
    Because if cleanliness is next to godliness,
    It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
    And I'm 'bout that capital, like a proper noun
    Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
    Quick to call you out on your
    Bullshit, don't make me get that croc a dial
    'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer
    Then I made a vow to cater to no one
    So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
    So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
    Bars that never slack, but always get attacked
    I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
    Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap,
    It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
    'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
    But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans
    I'd probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van
    Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
    And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have
    It's like a giant getting squashed by ants
    If this is the test,
    The time I pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons
    Small, medium, and large size cans
    Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
    Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if
    My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
    Shit, hold on, man
    Mother****er
    Happy birthday to-
    **** (Shh, quiet)
    I sit in silence in candlelit environments
    Sipping wild Irish while getting violent
    Homicidal vision when I'm spitting like this
    But really I'm just fulfilling my wish
    Of killing rhymes which is really childish
    And silly, but I'm really like this,
    I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish
    I'm Diddy's side, *****
    What the ****? Hold on, wait
    "I'm Diddy's side, *****"?
    Oh, I'm still east side, *****
    So tell the END, since he PMD
    Been givin' y'all the business, D.R.E and me
    From the MMLP to in MTBMB
    ***** is 2020, you still ain't seein' me
    So call me Santa Claus 'Cause at the present , I out-rap 'em all
    I'm at the mall, got your ***** in a bathroom stall
    She could suck a basket ball through
    A plastic straw with a fractured jaw
    My **** is coat check, she want to jack it off
    I'm so far passed the bar, I should practice law
    Mentally, I'm ****ed up generally
    Duke's a hazard car, and if you could dogs
    'Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked
    This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr
    This chicken hit my phone, she said "Chirp, chirp"
    I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skrrt, skrrt"
    Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
    What the **** is love? That's a dirty word
    Make me fall in, there's not a girl on Earth
    Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
    And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander
    But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor
    And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
    Or they're gon' give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher
    Yeah, I'm a card,
    Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
    And y'all who claim to be dawgs aren't
    No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
    But y'all pickin' the wrong tree,
    They call me Dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark)
    And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
    I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
    'Cause the gutter's where my mind is in
    It's a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten
    'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
    And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins
    The cypher begins, I'm talkin' smack like ******
    The mic's a syringe, it's like a binge, Vicodin
    I would like to pretend my mind's a recycling bin
    There's no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend
    You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
    Like adult diapers for men, even when I'm rappin' less stellar
    It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
    Like a train
    Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
    And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
    So you won't leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds
    Your ass is grass and I'm not gonna graze you
    But a bar's , I need a Mad Hatter
    'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps
    You'd be a fitted, so don't act like you're fittin' to snap
    *****, I'll pee on your head, like a Philly's hat (Ha Ha)
    No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
    *****, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
    You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
    You're always punkin' out like Halloween
    You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
    Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump
    You're gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go
    *****, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
    Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred,
    We about to disembowel, then gut 'em and scalp 'em
    Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome
    'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
    So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
    The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
    I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
    It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
    Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dawg
    I'm the mutt,
    I'm gonna **** your mom in the butt
    With a thermometer, ****in' phenomenal
    But y'all looking up like abdominals
    If you don't , droppin' like dominos
    The formidable, abominable
    Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw 'em get the
    I'm at the stop-and-go, hop on the mop and gloat
    you're stomachin' knots like you swallowed rope
    You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in' wallet stole
    Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
    **** it
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
    [00:09.265]Before I check the mic (Check, check)
    [00:10.687]I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
    [00:14.680]coronavirus in effect tonight,
    [00:17.369]Antiseptics on deck, I got every type
    [00:19.867]I throw on my tux, then I give zero ****s,
    [00:21.724]Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my **** then I
    [00:23.932]Check my ball hair (What?)
    [00:25.339]Make sure it's all there, then call the pallbearer
    [00:27.941]It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
    [00:30.136]Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box
    [00:32.271]You're all hitched to my **** (What?)
    [00:34.507]Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot
    [00:36.412]Then treating it like a cyclops
    [00:38.160]Like it's the only one I got and my thoughts are like nines ****ed
    [00:41.878]Every line’s obscene,pervertedest mind,got
    [00:44.349]the dirtiest rhyme stop
    [00:45.898]That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
    [00:48.606]So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
    [00:53.057]But how could I get up in arms
    [00:54.659]About you saying trash is all that I put out?
    [00:56.376]*****, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
    [00:58.514]Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out, the filthiest
    [01:01.340]So all this talk about I'm washed up how preposterous
    [01:03.402]Because if cleanliness is next to godliness,
    [01:05.815]It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
    [01:08.019]And I'm 'bout that capital, like a proper noun
    [01:11.366]Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
    [01:15.044]Quick to call you out on your
    [01:15.923]Bullshit, don't make me get that croc a dial
    [01:18.757]'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer
    [01:21.779]Then I made a vow to cater to no one
    [01:22.600]So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
    [01:25.037]So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
    [01:27.982]Bars that never slack, but always get attacked
    [01:30.555]I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
    [01:32.965]Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap,
    [01:34.726]It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
    [01:35.725]'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
    [01:37.930]But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans
    [01:40.489]I'd probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van
    [01:44.619]Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
    [01:47.442]And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have
    [01:51.643]It's like a giant getting squashed by ants
    [01:53.123]If this is the test,
    [01:54.378]The time I pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons
    [01:57.521]Small, medium, and large size cans
    [02:00.039]Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
    [02:02.402]Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if
    [02:05.159]My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
    [02:07.564]Shit, hold on, man
    [02:10.245]Mother****er
    [02:12.778]Happy birthday to-
    [02:14.734]**** (Shh, quiet)
    [02:16.038]I sit in silence in candlelit environments
    [02:18.111]Sipping wild Irish while getting violent
    [02:20.078]Homicidal vision when I'm spitting like this
    [02:22.585]But really I'm just fulfilling my wish
    [02:24.495]Of killing rhymes which is really childish
    [02:26.107]And silly, but I'm really like this,
    [02:27.580]I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish
    [02:29.529]I'm Diddy's side, *****
    [02:30.995]What the ****? Hold on, wait
    [02:32.652]"I'm Diddy's side, *****"?
    [02:34.141]Oh, I'm still east side, *****
    [02:35.272]So tell the END, since he PMD
    [02:37.714]Been givin' y'all the business, D.R.E and me
    [02:39.684]From the MMLP to in MTBMB
    [02:42.434]***** is 2020, you still ain't seein' me
    [02:44.841]So call me Santa Claus 'Cause at the present , I out-rap 'em all
    [02:48.046]I'm at the mall, got your ***** in a bathroom stall
    [02:51.399]She could suck a basket ball through
    [02:52.631]A plastic straw with a fractured jaw
    [02:55.224]My **** is coat check, she want to jack it off
    [02:57.763]I'm so far passed the bar, I should practice law
    [03:00.156]Mentally, I'm ****ed up generally
    [03:02.330]Duke's a hazard car, and if you could dogs
    [03:04.772]'Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked
    [03:07.627]This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr
    [03:09.921]This chicken hit my phone, she said "Chirp, chirp"
    [03:12.315]I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skrrt, skrrt"
    [03:14.790]Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
    [03:17.247]What the **** is love? That's a dirty word
    [03:19.668]Make me fall in, there's not a girl on Earth
    [03:22.142]Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
    [03:24.213]And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander
    [03:27.461]But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor
    [03:29.683]And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
    [03:31.778]Or they're gon' give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher
    [03:34.253]Yeah, I'm a card,
    [03:36.092]Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
    [03:39.449]And y'all who claim to be dawgs aren't
    [03:41.729]No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
    [03:43.702]But y'all pickin' the wrong tree,
    [03:46.078]They call me Dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark)
    [03:48.710]And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
    [03:51.197]I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
    [03:54.479]'Cause the gutter's where my mind is in
    [03:56.529]It's a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten
    [03:58.706]'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
    [04:01.386]And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins
    [04:03.771]The cypher begins, I'm talkin' smack like ******
    [04:06.017]The mic's a syringe, it's like a binge, Vicodin
    [04:08.432]I would like to pretend my mind's a recycling bin
    [04:10.935]There's no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend
    [04:13.678]You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
    [04:16.651]Like adult diapers for men, even when I'm rappin' less stellar
    [04:20.309]It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
    [04:22.417]Like a train
    [04:23.628]Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
    [04:26.316]And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
    [04:28.250]So you won't leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds
    [04:30.787]Your ass is grass and I'm not gonna graze you
    [04:33.017]But a bar's , I need a Mad Hatter
    [04:34.833]'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps
    [04:37.961]You'd be a fitted, so don't act like you're fittin' to snap
    [04:40.634]*****, I'll pee on your head, like a Philly's hat (Ha Ha)
    [04:43.165]No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
    [04:45.400]*****, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
    [04:48.140]You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
    [04:50.594]You're always punkin' out like Halloween
    [04:53.140]You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
    [04:55.987]Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump
    [04:58.017]You're gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go
    [05:00.454]*****, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
    [05:02.954]Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred,
    [05:05.457]We about to disembowel, then gut 'em and scalp 'em
    [05:07.903]Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome
    [05:10.167]'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
    [05:12.609]So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
    [05:13.278]The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
    [05:15.786]I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
    [05:17.134]It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
    [05:18.386]Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dawg
    [05:20.270]I'm the mutt,
    [05:20.855]I'm gonna **** your mom in the butt
    [05:21.765]With a thermometer, ****in' phenomenal
    [05:23.241]But y'all looking up like abdominals
    [05:24.764]If you don't , droppin' like dominos
    [05:26.958]The formidable, abominable
    [05:28.206]Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw 'em get the
    [05:31.017]I'm at the stop-and-go, hop on the mop and gloat
    [05:32.846]you're stomachin' knots like you swallowed rope
    [05:34.705]You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in' wallet stole
    [05:37.074]Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
    [05:38.674]**** it