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  • I fell in love with a gangsta ************
    A chola chick that'll shank yo ************
    ************ from the other sida town
    I live in the hills, she's from South Central
    And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her ************
    I met her up at the Del Taco
    I said'you hella fine'
    She said ‘You el Guapo'
    She was like ‘I don't date crackers or actors'
    Matter of fact: I'm a rapper
    I thought she'd never get with me
    But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey
    I put a hickey on her *******
    Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me
    At the barbeque I stood out
    I was the only wood************ in the mother ******* crowd
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street
    So I slap boxed her cousin
    At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum
    Straight got my ass beat
    But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh
    She taught me how to load the glock
    And she taught me how to fold my socks
    So I taught her how to hold my *******
    And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby
    Kuz now you with the #1 gringo
    No more Doritos or frozen burritos
    Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?
    $30 salad with a bottle of vino
    You could play with my ************ under the table
    I got the tip covered… Thank you
    Dirt Nasty's El Fuego
    That means I'm on fire baby
    Like Waco
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street
    I think I hear wedding bells,
    And I don't give a ******* that a fish taco smells
    She stole a Chavelle
    That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail
    She Oakland as hell
    Raiders hat to the back
    Gold Gazelles
    Centerfold, Lowrider mag
    Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass
    She thinks I'm a asshole
    Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco
    Mommy looked saucy in a poncho
    When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street
  • I fell in love with a gangsta ************
    A chola chick that'll shank yo ************
    ************ from the other sida town
    I live in the hills, she's from South Central
    And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her ************
    I met her up at the Del Taco
    I said'you hella fine'
    She said ‘You el Guapo'
    She was like ‘I don't date crackers or actors'
    Matter of fact: I'm a rapper
    I thought she'd never get with me
    But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey
    I put a hickey on her *******
    Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me
    At the barbeque I stood out
    I was the only wood************ in the mother ******* crowd
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street
    So I slap boxed her cousin
    At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum
    Straight got my ass beat
    But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh
    She taught me how to load the glock
    And she taught me how to fold my socks
    So I taught her how to hold my *******
    And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby
    Kuz now you with the #1 gringo
    No more Doritos or frozen burritos
    Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?
    $30 salad with a bottle of vino
    You could play with my ************ under the table
    I got the tip covered… Thank you
    Dirt Nasty's El Fuego
    That means I'm on fire baby
    Like Waco
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street
    I think I hear wedding bells,
    And I don't give a ******* that a fish taco smells
    She stole a Chavelle
    That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail
    She Oakland as hell
    Raiders hat to the back
    Gold Gazelles
    Centerfold, Lowrider mag
    Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass
    She thinks I'm a asshole
    Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco
    Mommy looked saucy in a poncho
    When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show
    Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
    Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
    Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
    Cracker ass fantastic
    Word hit the street