He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?" He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't." Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud.... and it gets worse Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot. Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud.... and it gets worse Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. Yep-yep Humm, that's what I'm talking about Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen And they can't get me off the kareoke machine, The more I drink... the more I drink. Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.
[00:17.440]He was sittin' at the bar, [00:19.560]sippin' on a regular Coke [00:25.750]We were drinkin' and smokin' [00:28.000]and makin' him the butt of our jokes [00:34.000]We all said, [00:34.880]"Man, what happened to you? [00:38.690]Why can't you just have a few?" [00:42.750]He said, [00:43.310]"I would if I could, [00:45.380]but it's probably best that I don't." [00:50.190]Cause the more I drink, [00:52.750]the more I drink [00:55.320]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover [00:57.940]and a dancin' machine [00:58.940]I get loud, I get proud.... [01:03.820]and it gets worse [01:07.320]Well if I have one, [01:10.000]I'll have thirteen [01:12.570]Naw, there ain't no in-between [01:16.130]Cause, the more I drink, [01:20.570]the more I drink. [01:25.940]A couple of cold ones, [01:27.630]and somebody hands me a shot. [01:33.880]Hell, even buck-tooth [01:36.320]and bow-legged women start lookin' hot [01:42.770]And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes [01:46.650]and sweet talkin' some big brunette [01:51.080]Yeah, once I get on a roll, [01:53.020]ain't no tellin' where I'll stop [01:59.080]Cause the more I drink, [02:01.270]the more I drink [02:02.270]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover [02:06.400]and a dancin' machine [02:07.270]I get loud, I get proud.... [02:11.830]and it gets worse [02:15.770]Well if I have one, [02:18.340]I'll have thirteen [02:20.770]Naw, there ain't no in-between [02:24.460]Cause, the more I drink, [02:26.830]the more I drink. [02:36.590]Yep-yep [02:41.150]Humm, that's what I'm talking about [02:49.710]Man, if I have one, [02:52.520]I'll have thirteen [02:55.280]And they can't get me off the kareoke machine, [02:59.650]The more I drink... [03:03.270]the more I drink. [03:06.770]Yeah, the more I drink, [03:09.460]the more I drink, the more I drink.