He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?" He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't." Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud.... and it gets worse Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot. Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Yep-yep Humm, that's what I'm talking about Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen And they can't get me off the kareoke machine, The more I drink... the more I drink. Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.
[00:07.87]He was sittin' at the bar, [00:19.74]sippin' on a regular Coke [00:25.68]We were drinkin' and smokin' [00:28.00]and makin' him the butt of our jokes [00:33.99]We all said, [00:35.62]"Man, what happened to you? [00:38.80]Why can't you just have a few?" [00:42.31]He said, [00:43.08]"I would if I could, [00:45.46]but it's probably best that I don't." [00:48.27]Cause the more I drink, [00:52.96]the more I drink [00:54.14]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover [00:57.65]and a dancin' machine [00:59.34]I get loud, I get proud.... [01:03.52]and it gets worse [01:07.28]Well if I have one, [01:10.09]I'll have thirteen [01:12.27]Naw, there ain't no in-between [01:16.46]Cause, the more I drink, [01:21.08]the more I drink. [01:26.08]A couple of cold ones, [01:27.90]and somebody hands me a shot. [01:30.96]Hell, even buck-tooth [01:35.34]and bow-legged women start lookin' hot [01:39.59]And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes [01:45.65]and sweet talkin' some big brunette [01:50.65]Yeah, once I get on a roll, [01:53.65]ain't no tellin' where I'll stop [01:56.65] [01:58.36]Yep-yep [02:26.45]Humm, that's what I'm talking about [02:49.86]Man, if I have one, [02:52.48]I'll have thirteen [02:55.11]And they can't get me off the kareoke machine, [02:58.99]The more I drink... [03:01.36]the more I drink. [03:06.86]Yeah, the more I drink, [03:09.79]the more I drink, the more I drink.