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Once I saw the galaxies in your Jack and Coke eyes, And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies. Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say, And now you're on the front page of the USA Today. Cutting to the front of the line I find my mind Is no place to raise a family. And I was looking all over for you, baby. You were always right in front of me. And tonight I'm declaring your love to be a waste of time and money. Once I raised alpacas with your pet Komodo dragon, While I was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon. Once I sold everything I owned to buy you a diamond ring, And now you're over at CNN sitting down with Larry King. After 5 bottles of wine my friends opine that I should consider therapy, But they've clearly never been with you, baby, They don't know about the things that you've told me, And tonight I am declaring my life is a joke no longer funny. All publicity is good publicity When you sell your conscience in this city Achieving high elasticity Shock resistant with electricity
