作曲 : Schreiner, Seltzer ... Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man See, I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone It's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog Night is falling, the curtain's calling My bio-clock is ticking, so fast And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck Googling for wigs Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast And it's gonna be Hell Toupee Can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, not now no way Hell Toupee day by day, always thought my hair would stay great But it's way too late Hell Toupee, razor blade, it's genocide on my head today Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now, no way
作曲 : Schreiner, Seltzer ... Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man See, I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone It's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog Night is falling, the curtain's calling My bio-clock is ticking, so fast And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck Googling for wigs Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast And it's gonna be Hell Toupee Can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, not now no way Hell Toupee day by day, always thought my hair would stay great But it's way too late Hell Toupee, razor blade, it's genocide on my head today Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now, no way
