Well it took me a woman late last night I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook She took off her wig said how do I look
I's high flyin' bare naked out the window
Well sometimes I might get drunk Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed When a can a black paint it fell on my head
I went down to scrub and rub But I had to sit in back off the tub
Cost a quarter half price
Well my telephone rang it would not stop It's President Kennedy callin' me up
He said "My friend Bob what do we need To make the country grow " I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot Anita Ekberg Sophia Loren country will grow"
Well I got a woman five feet short She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
She tickles my nose pats me on my head Blows me over and kicks me out of bed She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser
Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time I got a woman who works herself blind Works up to her britches up to her neck Writes me letters and sends me checks She's a humdinger folk singer
Late one day in the middle of the week Eyes were closed I was half asleep I chased me a woman up the hill Right in the middle of an air drill I jumped a fallout shelter
I jumped the string bean I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
Oh set me down on a television floor I'll flip the channel to number four Out of the shower comes a football man With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff
What I wanna know Mr Football Man is What do you do about Willy Mays
Martin Luther King Olatunji oh Well the funniest woman I ever seen Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean
She takes about fifteen baths a day Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane
Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time It levels my head and eases my mind
I just walk along and stroll and sing I see better days and I do better things I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor Catch hell from Richard Burton
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