Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred Coming up the avenue Here comes Mike and you look just like him Up and down the avenue Those guys stay up on the party line They make you cry in every way that you can Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them Here comes Brady with his fifty dollar baby Coming out the alleyway And here comes Davey with his funny little lady Wiping all her tears away Those guys, they cause you to fantasize They dish it out, they make you comply like a man Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them Making out with the funny little lady What you gonna do right now? Making love with a funny little woman Don't you wanna take me down? Those guys stay up on the party line They make you cry in every way that you can Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them
Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred Coming up the avenue Here comes Mike and you look just like him Up and down the avenue Those guys stay up on the party line They make you cry in every way that you can Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them Here comes Brady with his fifty dollar baby Coming out the alleyway And here comes Davey with his funny little lady Wiping all her tears away Those guys, they cause you to fantasize They dish it out, they make you comply like a man Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them Making out with the funny little lady What you gonna do right now? Making love with a funny little woman Don't you wanna take me down? Those guys stay up on the party line They make you cry in every way that you can Those guys have money for you anytime But you never make out with them
