作词 : J0KER 作曲 : J0KER Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey? Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy? Oh Ayy why you shouting like you’re crazy? Oh ayy why you crying like a baby? Why so serious? Why are you so furious? you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest This game is a puzzle it’s mysterious Don’t be curious cuz you’re on the name list Don’t pretend you are a scientist Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist He told me you talk like **** That’s prolly why you can’t tell which word is **** and Fack let’s list some facts You got a dragon and tiger for your tats Try to go to the gym but you’re still a fat a** Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats See? You always talk **** Promise ****, do ****, even eat ****! Oh man, stop! stop eating it! You think it’s fun eating ****? Can’t help you man, can’t help you anymore You lick other’s toes? Oh that’s so poor Now you’re being serious You look hilarious I know, people change But that don’t mean you’re victorious You’re mumbling kitata pikaka Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha And nobody think your jokes are funny Cuz I’m the joker the killer the teller the dealer To amuse’em to kill’em to tell’em to sell‘em Gotta write’em create’em type’em pay’em And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud I could kill you, torture you and take a bow You ask me what I’m about I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell Sooner or later there’s gonna be a tryout Just between you and me it’s gonna be chaos You can’t even open your mouth coward Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth Cut the crap, please don’t call it rap I’m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap You’re gonna end up when taking a nap And someone’s gonna make you neck snapped! Don’t try to be me there’s still a huge gap Like running in one direction without a map Oh my god, why are you running like a fag? It’s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap You got a body won’t fit and a brain won’t start Your balls are shining like two little stars Harry Potter got a mark of his scar You got **** on your pants when you start to fart You look like the before picture Oh and the birth control poster Your birth certificate is an apology letter From durex sent to your mother and father Sincerely I don’t wanna comment On your face, your appearance But the haunted house do Offer you a job at instance I thought about you the whole day When I was in the zoo I would like to ask you how old are you But I remember you can’t count to two You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes Haha just kidding! Why so serious?
[00:00.000] 作词 : J0KER [00:00.752] 作曲 : J0KER [00:01.504]Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me [00:12.778]Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey? [00:15.785]Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy? [00:18.791]Oh Ayy why you shouting like you’re crazy? [00:22.049]Oh ayy why you crying like a baby? [00:25.303]Why so serious? Why are you so furious? [00:26.806]you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest [00:28.560]This game is a puzzle it’s mysterious [00:30.066]Don’t be curious cuz you’re on the name list [00:31.816]Don’t pretend you are a scientist [00:33.319]Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist [00:35.072]He told me you talk like **** [00:36.325]That’s prolly why you can’t tell which word is [00:38.329]**** and Fack let’s list some facts [00:39.831]You got a dragon and tiger for your tats [00:41.584]Try to go to the gym but you’re still a fat a** [00:43.088]Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats [00:44.841]See? You always talk **** [00:46.846]Promise ****, do ****, even eat ****! [00:47.847]Oh man, stop! stop eating it! [00:49.351]You think it’s fun eating ****? [00:51.105]Can’t help you man, can’t help you anymore [00:53.861]You lick other’s toes? Oh that’s so poor [00:58.897]Now you’re being serious [01:00.407]You look hilarious [01:00.901]I know, people change [01:01.905]But that don’t mean you’re victorious [01:03.906]You’re mumbling kitata pikaka [01:05.158]Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha [01:06.911]And nobody think your jokes are funny [01:08.665]Cuz I’m the joker the killer the teller the dealer [01:10.167]To amuse’em to kill’em to tell’em to sell‘em [01:11.921]Gotta write’em create’em type’em pay’em [01:13.673]And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem [01:16.679]You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy [01:19.935]You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua [01:23.191]You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru [01:26.450]You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo [01:29.456]Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud [01:30.961]I could kill you, torture you and take a bow [01:34.154]You ask me what I’m about [01:34.660]I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell [01:36.158]Sooner or later there’s gonna be a tryout [01:37.661]Just between you and me it’s gonna be chaos [01:39.164]You can’t even open your mouth coward [01:40.667]Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth [01:42.172]Cut the crap, please don’t call it rap [01:43.676]I’m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap [01:45.681]You’re gonna end up when taking a nap [01:46.940]And someone’s gonna make you neck snapped! [01:48.691]Don’t try to be me there’s still a huge gap [01:50.443]Like running in one direction without a map [01:51.946]Oh my god, why are you running like a fag? [01:53.452]It’s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap [01:54.954]You got a body won’t fit and a brain won’t start [01:56.708]Your balls are shining like two little stars [01:58.210]Harry Potter got a mark of his scar [01:59.713]You got **** on your pants when you start to fart [02:01.465]You look like the before picture [02:02.969]Oh and the birth control poster [02:04.722]Your birth certificate is an apology letter [02:06.225]From durex sent to your mother and father [02:07.732]Sincerely I don’t wanna comment [02:09.484]On your face, your appearance [02:10.987]But the haunted house do [02:12.490]Offer you a job at instance [02:14.250]I thought about you the whole day [02:15.997]When I was in the zoo [02:17.499]I would like to ask you how old are you [02:19.004]But I remember you can’t count to two [02:20.509]You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy [02:23.764]You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua [02:27.019]You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru [02:30.526]You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo [02:33.532]God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes [02:46.055]Haha just kidding! [02:47.559]Why so serious?
