I'm best friends with Optimus Prime The godfather of a cylon hybrid child I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin' and I'm a Mormon Well when Luke went down to take out the death star he flipped that targeting computer on I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead" i taught Green Day to live without warnin' and I'm a Mormon Well, your faith has been around for centuries but mine just put my family on TV Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted And I'm a Mormon When it was lookin' like all hope was lost I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy i really wish that kind of thing was normal cause I'm a Mormon And when aliens invaded the planet and we didn't know if we would survive, it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin' and I'm a Mormon Well, your faith has been around for centuries but mine just put my family on TV Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted And I'm a Mormon I'm just as middle class and happy as can be maybe you've seen my commercials on tv Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone that is having your own planet is important become a mormon. Well, your faith has been around for centuries but mine just put my family on TV Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink I wake up to a new wife every mornin' And I'm a Mormon
[00:10.47]I'm best friends with Optimus Prime [00:14.55]The godfather of a cylon hybrid child [00:19.00]I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk [00:23.07]I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin' [00:27.46]and I'm a Mormon [00:31.57]Well when Luke went down to take out the death star [00:35.91]he flipped that targeting computer on [00:39.86]I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead" [00:44.07]i taught Green Day to live without warnin' [00:48.80]and I'm a Mormon [00:53.13]Well, your faith has been around for centuries [00:55.96]but mine just put my family on TV [01:01.98]Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved [01:06.25]yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted [01:10.38]And I'm a Mormon [01:14.55]When it was lookin' like all hope was lost [01:18.64]I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball [01:23.32]yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy [01:27.94]i really wish that kind of thing was normal [01:31.97]cause I'm a Mormon [01:35.92]And when aliens invaded the planet [01:40.17]and we didn't know if we would survive, [01:44.57]it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity [01:49.00]yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin' [01:52.92]and I'm a Mormon [01:57.39]Well, your faith has been around for centuries [02:02.09]but mine just put my family on TV [02:06.26]Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved [02:10.51]yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted [02:14.46]And I'm a Mormon [02:18.65]I'm just as middle class and happy as can be [02:23.07]maybe you've seen my commercials on tv [02:27.31]Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone [02:31.82]that is having your own planet is important [02:35.93]become a mormon. [02:40.35]Well, your faith has been around for centuries [02:44.86]but mine just put my family on TV [02:48.96]Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink [02:53.25]I wake up to a new wife every mornin' [02:57.44]And I'm a Mormon [03:02.35]
