Oh~We are the muses... goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. Heroes like Hercules. Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules." Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-- Our story actually begins... long before Hercules... many eons ago. Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place There was a mess wherever ya stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks And that's the gospel truth The guy was too " Type A " to just relax And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby. Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though, honey it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth Although, honey it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth Oh,yeah,yeah Ah, ah Hey, hey, hey If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. 'Cause he had an evil plan. He ran the underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that's the gospel truth He had a plan to shake things up And that's the gospel truth Young Herc was mortal now But since he did not drink the last drop He still retained his godlike strength So thank his lucky stars But Zeus and Hera wept Because their son could never come home They'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar Though Hades'horrid plan Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth The boy grew stronger every day And that's the gospel truth The gospel truth
[00:01.49]Oh~We are the muses... [00:04.60]goddesses of the arts [00:06.21]and proclaimers of heroes. [00:08.65]Heroes like Hercules. [00:10.59]Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules." [00:13.05]Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-- [00:16.12]Our story actually begins... [00:19.81]long before Hercules... [00:21.82]many eons ago. [00:23.78]Back when the world was new [00:26.82]The planet Earth was down on its luck [00:29.93]And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok [00:35.99]It was a nasty place [00:39.86]There was a mess wherever ya stepped [00:42.07]Where chaos reigned and earthquakes [00:44.56]and volcanoes never slept [00:47.76]And then along came Zeus [00:50.15]He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped [00:52.79]Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped [00:55.88]And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks [01:00.55]And that's the gospel truth [01:05.12]The guy was too " Type A " to just relax [01:06.60]And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby. [01:09.56]Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth [01:12.47]Though, honey it may seem impossible [01:15.08]That's the gospel truth [01:18.85]On Mount Olympus life was neat [01:21.32]And smooth as sweet vermouth [01:24.67]Although, honey it may seem impossible [01:27.38]That's the gospel truth [01:40.60]Oh,yeah,yeah [01:41.04]Ah, ah [01:43.33]Hey, hey, hey [02:33.62]If there's one god you don't want [02:35.79]to get steamed up, it's Hades. [02:37.82]'Cause he had an evil plan. [02:40.73]He ran the underworld [02:44.75]But thought the dead were dull and uncouth [02:48.70]He was as mean as he was ruthless [02:51.94]And that's the gospel truth [02:57.39]He had a plan to shake things up [03:00.88]And that's the gospel truth [03:18.98]Young Herc was mortal now [03:22.93]But since he did not drink the last drop [03:27.27]He still retained his godlike strength [03:30.92]So thank his lucky stars [03:36.57]But Zeus and Hera wept [03:41.18]Because their son could never come home [03:45.48]They'd have to watch their precious baby [03:49.66]Grow up from afar [03:54.84]Though Hades'horrid plan [03:59.57]Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth [04:03.91]The boy grew stronger every day [04:07.76]And that's the gospel truth [04:25.29]The gospel truth