SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual.
ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it?
SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper!
ARIEL: A dinglehopper?
SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo Like the folds who live up there do That'll flap their wigs!
GULL 1: Flop their wigs!
GULL 2: Flap!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy If you use one of these handy Little thingmajigs!
GULL 1: Thingmabobs.
GULL 2: Jigs!
GULL 1: Bobs!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go! You're what the call "the dog's meow"!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff! Can't get enough -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff! And we are the authority - No need for us to bluff! Because we're great and explanatin' Human stuff!
ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?
SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!
ARIEL(spoken): Wow!
SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial People sat as still as coral Flat upon their bumps
GULL 1: On their runts!
GULL 2: Bunks!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin' Bored to death and barely blinkin' Way down at the dumps
GULL 1: On the dumps!
GULL 2: At!
GULL 1: On!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance Give it a blow, and then - voila!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff! If you're a buff -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff!
GULL 1: It's marvable!
GULL 2: Stupendible!
SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ! Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
GULLS: That's what the humans say!
SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff That human stuff! None of it fluff - Not human stuff! And heaven knows Since we're the pros From us, you'll get no guff
SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -
GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -
SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GULLS: Right up to snuff! With proper dinglehopper groomin' Rest assured...you'll look real human!
SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know Human stuff!
[00:01.704]SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual. [00:05.066] [00:05.582]ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it? [00:06.350] [00:07.125]SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper! [00:08.136] [00:08.658]ARIEL: A dinglehopper? [00:09.704] [00:09.959]SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular [00:13.798]encyclopoodia! [00:17.926] [00:18.714]Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo [00:20.756]Like the folds who live up there do [00:22.553]That'll flap their wigs! [00:23.591] [00:24.113]GULL 1: Flop their wigs! [00:24.878] [00:25.390]GULL 2: Flap! [00:25.891] [00:26.145]GULL 3: Awwwk! [00:26.665] [00:27.948]SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy [00:28.710]If you use one of these handy [00:29.733]Little thingmajigs! [00:30.497] [00:32.530]GULL 1: Thingmabobs. [00:33.040] [00:33.294]GULL 2: Jigs! [00:33.808] [00:34.074]GULL 1: Bobs! [00:34.583] [00:34.838]GULL 3: Awwwk! [00:35.351] [00:35.607]SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so [00:37.660]Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! [00:39.194]Give it a little yank, and there ya go! [00:44.603]You're what the call "the dog's meow"! [00:50.288] [00:50.533]GULLS: Wonderful stuff! [00:51.557] [00:51.816]GULL 3: Awwwk! [00:52.319] [00:52.836]GULLS: That human stuff! [00:53.613]Can't get enough - [00:54.117] [00:55.146]GULL 3: Awwwk! [00:55.411] [00:55.655]GULLS: Of human stuff! [00:57.735]And we are the authority - [00:59.276]No need for us to bluff! [01:00.810]Because we're great and explanatin' [01:03.634]Human stuff! [01:04.156] [01:04.665]ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that? [01:05.675] [01:06.198]SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt! [01:06.710] [01:07.225]ARIEL(spoken): Wow! [01:07.733] [01:08.240]SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial [01:10.286]People sat as still as coral [01:12.352]Flat upon their bumps [01:12.594] [01:13.106]GULL 1: On their runts! [01:14.637] [01:15.150]GULL 2: Bunks! [01:15.398] [01:15.659]GULL 3: Awwwk! [01:15.906] [01:16.426]SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin' [01:18.725]Bored to death and barely blinkin' [01:19.492]Way down at the dumps [01:20.793] [01:21.315]GULL 1: On the dumps! [01:21.824] [01:22.335]GULL 2: At! [01:22.593] [01:22.848]GULL 1: On! [01:23.115] [01:23.370]GULL 3: Awwwk! [01:23.624] [01:24.126]SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance [01:25.157]Suddenly life was la-di-da! [01:30.822]Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance [01:33.121]Give it a blow, and then - voila! [01:35.711] [01:36.234]GULLS: Wonderful stuff! [01:36.745] [01:37.005]GULL 3: Awwwk! [01:38.020] [01:38.276]GULLS: That human stuff! [01:44.431]If you're a buff - [01:44.952] [01:45.208]GULL 3: Awwwk! [01:45.476] [01:45.476]GULLS: Of human stuff! [01:45.719] [01:47.510]GULL 1: It's marvable! [01:48.517] [01:48.517]GULL 2: Stupendible! [01:48.792] [01:49.551]SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ! [01:51.349]Which sounds absurd, but take my word - [01:52.627] [01:53.136]GULLS: That's what the humans say! [01:53.649] [01:54.694]SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff [01:55.459]That human stuff! [01:58.303]None of it fluff - [02:00.358]Not human stuff! [02:01.915]And heaven knows [02:03.193]Since we're the pros [02:03.970]From us, you'll get no guff [02:04.992] [02:06.005]SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig - [02:07.800] [02:08.062]GULL 1: A thing-ma-what - [02:09.090] [02:09.340]GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig - [02:09.604] [02:10.634]SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff! [02:11.655] [02:12.434]GULLS: Right up to snuff! [02:13.198]With proper dinglehopper groomin' [02:14.998]Rest assured...you'll look real human! [02:16.275] [02:17.041]SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know [02:19.365]Human stuff!
