You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees He is quiet and small, he is black From his ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always decieving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it is gone You find it next week lying out on the lawn And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees His manner is vague and aloof You would think there is nobody shyer But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof At least we all heard that somebody purred Which is incontestable proof Of his singular magical powers And I’ve known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours While he was asleep in the hall And not long ago this phenominal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[00:00.11]You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees [00:02.99]The original Conjuring cat [00:05.34]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:08.02]From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn [00:11.50]And we all say [00:13.64]Oh! Well I never was there ever [00:17.74]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [00:24.83]Oh! Well I never was there ever [00:28.93]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [00:35.50]He is quiet and small, he is black [00:38.15]From his ears to the tip of his tail [00:40.90]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:43.54]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:46.46]He can pick any card from a pack [00:49.20]He is equally cunning with dice [00:51.92]He is always decieving you into believing [00:54.78]That he's only hunting for mice [00:57.35]He can play any trick with a cork [01:00.05]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [01:02.83]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:05.37]And you think it merely misplaced [01:08.34]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:11.39]You find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:14.77]And we all say [01:16.88]Oh! Well I never was there ever [01:20.98]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [01:28.04]Oh! Well I never was there ever [01:31.90]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [01:38.48]His manner is vague and aloof [01:41.20]You would think there is nobody shyer [01:44.09]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:46.77]When he was curled up by the fire [01:49.64]And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire [01:52.28]When he was about on the roof [01:55.28]At least we all heard that somebody purred [01:58.09]Which is incontestable proof [02:00.65]Of his singular magical powers [02:03.34]And I’ve known the family to call [02:06.03]Him in from the garden for hours [02:08.99]While he was asleep in the hall [02:11.48]And not long ago this phenominal cat [02:14.63]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:18.25]And we all say [02:20.21]Oh! Well I never was there ever [02:24.23]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [03:22.55]Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you [03:24.79]The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [03:31.12]
