作词 : Alan Ayckbourn 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber BERTIE：It's an English tradition We like to say hallo We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name We work on that basis, remembering faces But that's about all I know you're somebody something It's on the tip of my tongue You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ... But meanwhile, just put in right there How do you do? BUDGE：How do you do? GUSSIE：How do you do? BERTIE：Hallo again... BUDGE：How goes it all? GUSSIE：Good day to you BERTIE：You keeping fit? BUDGE：So great to meet you GUSSIE：It's been an age BERTIE：A tiny world BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - ALL：How do you do? BUDGE：How's life with you? GUSSIE：Good evening all BERTIE：You're looking well BUDGE：Well, hi there, stranger GUSSIE：Surprise, surprise BERTIE：What could be nicer, meeting like this? I confess I've forgotten Who on earth you can be It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door- BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - ALL：How do you do? GUSSIE：You're either Pablo Picasso BUDGE：Or maybe Harpo Marx BERTIE：You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein GUSSIE：Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine BUDGE：Let's take it and shake it right there BERTIE：Well, fancy this GUSSIE：It's surely not? BUDGE：I can't believe BERTIE：Good Lord alive! GUSSIE：How long's it been? BUDGE：You've hardly changed BERTIE：You've lost some weight GUSSIE：I can't believe it! BUDGE：It's been a while BERTIE：You're just the same BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - ALL：How do you do? GUSSIE：What brings you here? BERTIE：How's life back home? BUDGE：How's business been? GUSSIE：And how's your father? BERTIE：My sainted aunt! What could be better, meeting like this? Though I haven't an inkling Not a clue who you are You could be Amy Johnson BUDGE：No, I'm Al Capone. How do you - GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - ALL：How do you do? BUDGE：Aren't you Marlene Dietrich? GUSSIE：I think I'm Bernard Shaw BERTIE：It really doesn't matter who on earth you are The truth of it all is our friendship's been far Too long now to bother with names It's just another episode In the Wooster moral code Let's extend the hand of greeting ALL：Hallo there, whoever you are How do you do ——
[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn [00:00.516] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:01.032]BERTIE：It's an English tradition [00:04.506]We like to say hallo [00:07.745]We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name [00:11.063]We work on that basis, remembering faces [00:12.944]But that's about all [00:15.112]I know you're somebody something [00:18.664]It's on the tip of my tongue [00:21.904]You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak [00:25.508]I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ... [00:29.035]But meanwhile, just put in right there [00:34.051]How do you do? [00:35.775]BUDGE：How do you do? [00:37.551]GUSSIE：How do you do? [00:39.771]BERTIE：Hallo again... [00:41.077]BUDGE：How goes it all? [00:42.331]GUSSIE：Good day to you [00:43.664]BERTIE：You keeping fit? [00:44.917]BUDGE：So great to meet you [00:46.929]GUSSIE：It's been an age [00:48.392]BERTIE：A tiny world [00:50.011]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - [00:51.892]ALL：How do you do? [00:53.721]BUDGE：How's life with you? [00:55.105]GUSSIE：Good evening all [00:56.307]BERTIE：You're looking well [00:57.535]BUDGE：Well, hi there, stranger [00:58.945]GUSSIE：Surprise, surprise [01:00.539]BERTIE：What could be nicer, meeting like this? [01:04.614]I confess I've forgotten [01:08.062]Who on earth you can be [01:11.406]It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door- [01:15.298]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - [01:16.944]ALL：How do you do? [01:18.981]GUSSIE：You're either Pablo Picasso [01:22.508]BUDGE：Or maybe Harpo Marx [01:25.851]BERTIE：You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein [01:29.535]GUSSIE：Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine [01:32.826]BUDGE：Let's take it and shake it right there [01:38.024]BERTIE：Well, fancy this [01:39.670]GUSSIE：It's surely not? [01:41.394]BUDGE：I can't believe [01:43.745]BERTIE：Good Lord alive! [01:45.104]GUSSIE：How long's it been? [01:46.410]BUDGE：You've hardly changed [01:47.742]BERTIE：You've lost some weight [01:49.362]GUSSIE：I can't believe it! [01:51.112]BUDGE：It's been a while [01:52.522]BERTIE：You're just the same [01:54.194]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - [01:56.075]ALL：How do you do? [01:57.851]GUSSIE：What brings you here? [01:59.027]BERTIE：How's life back home? [02:00.490]BUDGE：How's business been? [02:01.744]GUSSIE：And how's your father? [02:03.076]BERTIE：My sainted aunt! [02:04.800]What could be better, meeting like this? [02:08.771]Though I haven't an inkling [02:12.297]Not a clue who you are [02:15.432]You could be Amy Johnson [02:17.130]BUDGE：No, I'm Al Capone. How do you - [02:19.507]GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you - [02:20.917]ALL：How do you do? [02:23.086]BUDGE：Aren't you Marlene Dietrich? [02:26.769]GUSSIE：I think I'm Bernard Shaw [02:29.904]BERTIE：It really doesn't matter who on earth you are [02:33.482]The truth of it all is our friendship's been far [02:36.904]Too long now to bother with names [02:42.207]It's just another episode [02:45.943]In the Wooster moral code [02:49.522]Let's extend the hand of greeting [02:54.511]ALL：Hallo there, whoever you are [03:01.329]How do you do ——
