（Rasputin） Cool moustache Wario. try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo. How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? It's a disgrace what you did to your own people You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil. You're from Georgia sweet Georgia And the history books unfold ya. As a messed up mutha ***** bent in the mind. Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price With the endless destruction of Russian lives If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite Big **** my stick nown to hypnotize I could end you with a whisper to your wife (Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his ***** you think I give a **** about my wife? My own son got locked up in prison And I didn't save his life you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot Your whole family,shot All your wizard friends,shot Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot Starve you for days til you waste away I even crush mother ******* when I'm laid in state Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture Drop the hammer on your harder than I ***** slapped Hitler （Lenin）I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie I fought the bondage of classes. The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses Let me start with you there, Frankenstein. Looking like something out of R.L Stine It's hiphop chowder red over white Cause the Tsar'swife can't do **** tonight And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx
Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost Assholes made a mess and the war got cold Shookhands with both Ronalds （ Reagan and McDonald's No doubt If your name en with 'in' time to get out I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa
You two need yoga, you need a shower And you all need to learn how to handle real power （Putin）Did somebody say real power? Да. You want to mess with me? I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats Blow it up like a tuba While I'm balling in Cuba Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me The last man who attacked me lived a half-life So comrade come at me You don't know what you're doing When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР
[00:01.34]EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!! [00:07.50]RASPUTIN [00:09.64] [00:11.26]STALIN!! [00:13.18] [00:13.72]（Rasputin） Cool moustache Wario. [00:15.11]try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo. [00:17.25]How many dictators does it take [00:19.13]To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? [00:20.88]It's a disgrace what you did to your own people [00:23.79]You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil. [00:27.04]You're from Georgia sweet Georgia [00:28.57]And the history books unfold ya. [00:30.22]As a messed up mutha ***** bent in the mind. [00:32.02]Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price [00:33.75]With the endless destruction of Russian lives [00:35.45]If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite [00:37.15]Big **** my stick nown to hypnotize [00:38.77]I could end you with a whisper to your wife [00:40.83](Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch [00:43.22]See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his ***** [00:46.88]you think I give a **** about my wife? [00:49.27]My own son got locked up in prison [00:51.91]And I didn't save his life [00:53.61]you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock [00:55.31]I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot [00:57.11]Your whole family,shot [00:57.97]All your wizard friends,shot [00:58.81]Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot [01:00.61]Starve you for days til you waste away [01:02.58]I even crush mother ******* when I'm laid in state [01:03.84]Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture [01:05.61]Drop the hammer on your harder than I ***** slapped Hitler [01:07.66]（Lenin）I have no pride for you [01:09.73]who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie [01:13.75]I fought the bondage of classes. [01:15.27]The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses [01:20.30]Let me start with you there, Frankenstein. [01:22.36]Looking like something out of R.L Stine [01:24.16]It's hiphop chowder red over white [01:25.77]Cause the Tsar'swife can't do **** tonight [01:27.48]And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man [01:30.47]but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man [01:33.97]Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark [01:37.04]And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx [01:43.11] [01:46.26]Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost [01:48.13]Assholes made a mess and the war got cold [01:51.04]Shookhands with both Ronalds （ [01:52.66]Reagan and McDonald's [01:54.01]No doubt [01:54.87]If your name en with 'in' time to get out [01:57.18]I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa [01:59.91] [02:02.63]You two need yoga, [02:04.01]you need a shower [02:05.44]And you all need to learn how to handle real power [02:09.55]（Putin）Did somebody say real power? [02:12.02]Да. You want to mess with me? [02:15.36]I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats [02:18.42]Blow it up like a tuba [02:20.13]While I'm balling in Cuba [02:21.85]Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука [02:25.16]I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me [02:28.92]The last man who attacked me lived a half-life [02:31.30]So comrade come at me [02:32.75]You don't know what you're doing [02:33.60]When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin [02:35.83]You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР
