Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i cant belive this.. Whole family bout to get kiced out on the strets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse. Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you? Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit my contract. LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please. MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECO RDS. BIG C HAIN. BIG CHAIN RECO RDS. BIG C HAIN. Big Chainy: Big Chainy! Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here... Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha? Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you? Cuz im having a couple.... Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent. Luda: Aight Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'? Luda: Whats goin on... Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know) Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my contract and i seem to be having a some issues. It states here that im supposed to get my advance when i signed the contract and I still havent gotten my advance and i dont know whats goin' on. Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (Luda:right) What i dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain) Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I dont have any money, i-i need money... Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What i dont think you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big (luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings. Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no money whatsoever. I need money.. Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this, okay... i dont usually do this but but since you dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass chain... Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didnt realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy: yeah, its, its not a problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i was talkin about... Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass chains (luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!
Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i cant belive this.. Whole family bout to get kiced out on the strets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse. Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you? Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit my contract. LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please. MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECO RDS. BIG C HAIN. BIG CHAIN RECO RDS. BIG C HAIN. Big Chainy: Big Chainy! Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here... Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha? Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you? Cuz im having a couple.... Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent. Luda: Aight Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'? Luda: Whats goin on... Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know) Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my contract and i seem to be having a some issues. It states here that im supposed to get my advance when i signed the contract and I still havent gotten my advance and i dont know whats goin' on. Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (Luda:right) What i dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain) Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I dont have any money, i-i need money... Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What i dont think you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big (luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings. Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no money whatsoever. I need money.. Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this, okay... i dont usually do this but but since you dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass chain... Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didnt realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy: yeah, its, its not a problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i was talkin about... Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass chains (luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!
