作词 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter 作曲 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter I don't know, dude I think everybody's all jealous and sx1t 'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody's got a fvxkin' problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show, because These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's Eminem I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your c0ck" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be This rockstar sx1t is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me, because these These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band (Alright, alright) Baby, yeah (Alright, give me the mic, man) Okay, dawg, give—come on Dude! Give me this mic! Ow, dude! You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh) ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang) Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van (Uh-huh), and he in a tour bus (Ha) You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva" (Come on!) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cause our sx1t is lookin' smaller than a decimal See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah) So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? No, I had an interview, not you two You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best You know what, man? I'ma say somethin' Ayo, Em! You got somethin' to say? Man, nuttin' I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup? Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!) These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot? I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!" We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? And these guys actin' funny every area code Proof, carry my bag! B1xch, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre? Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12) Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah) I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk (Take this) "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha) For the media, I got some suggestions Fvxk Marshall, ask us some questions Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" (But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded? Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group Big-axs stomach, b1xches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!) 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? And it just tears my axs apart To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this) These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall) 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the new Slim Sha— (Haha) My band, my band (Your band) My band, my band (Our band, your band) My band, my band (You man, you man) My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you l3sb1an) Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12! I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, woah, woah, woah Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go?
[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter [00:01.000] 作曲 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter [00:03.213]I don't know, dude [00:04.807]I think everybody's all jealous and sx1t [00:07.236]'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude [00:09.822]And I think everybody's got a fvxkin' problem with me, dude [00:13.035]And they need to take it up with me after the show, because [00:17.110]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band [00:21.159]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:25.156]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man [00:29.179]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:32.627]So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic [00:34.926]Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady [00:38.975]I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" [00:40.986]They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him [00:42.867]Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's Eminem [00:44.852]I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock [00:47.020]Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your c0ck" [00:48.666]Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:50.860]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [00:52.741]All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes [00:54.727]Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage [00:56.686]So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me [00:58.619]But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry [01:00.682]'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me [01:02.668]Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me [01:04.705]Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:06.534]'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be [01:08.754]This rockstar sx1t is the life for me [01:10.896]And all the other guys just despise me, because these [01:13.038]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band [01:17.087]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:21.162]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man [01:25.055]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:28.372]My band, my band [01:30.358]My band, my band [01:32.395]My band, my band [01:34.328]My band, my band [01:36.366]My band [01:38.508](Alright, alright) Baby, yeah (Alright, give me the mic, man) [01:41.486]Okay, dawg, give—come on [01:42.975]Dude! [01:43.367]Give me this mic! [01:44.150]Ow, dude! [01:45.012]You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh) [01:46.919]ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang) [01:48.904]Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:50.838]But we in the van (Uh-huh), and he in a tour bus (Ha) [01:52.875]You don't want my autograph, you's a liar [01:54.678]And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva" (Come on!) [01:56.820]And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? [01:58.570]'Cause our sx1t is lookin' smaller than a decimal [02:00.607]See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but [02:02.645]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah) [02:04.630]So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map [02:06.668]Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back [02:08.627]Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t [02:10.691]Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks [02:12.650]Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? [02:14.661]No, I had an interview, not you two [02:16.673]You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck [02:18.606]And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best [02:21.140]You know what, man? I'ma say somethin' [02:22.681]Ayo, Em! [02:23.203]You got somethin' to say? [02:24.144]Man, nuttin' [02:24.614]I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup? [02:26.651]Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up [02:28.611]And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew [02:30.674]Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!) [02:33.130]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band [02:37.127]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:41.176]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man [02:45.120]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:48.516]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not [02:50.632]Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks [02:52.643]How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot? [02:54.655]I should cut his mic off when the music starts [02:56.483](Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan [02:58.599]Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!" [03:01.055]We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments [03:02.779]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? [03:04.633]And these guys actin' funny every area code [03:06.619]Proof, carry my bag! [03:07.559]B1xch, carry your own [03:08.578]Can't make it to the stage, security in my way [03:10.668]Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre? [03:13.123]Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12) [03:14.847]Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah) [03:16.807]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:18.687]'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk (Take this) [03:20.934]"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back [03:22.919]"Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha) [03:24.931]For the media, I got some suggestions [03:26.916]Fvxk Marshall, ask us some questions [03:28.666]Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" [03:30.782](But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded? [03:33.029]Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:35.118]Big-axs stomach, b1xches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!) [03:37.051]50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff [03:38.854]Did two and a half and couldn't get up [03:40.891]Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band [03:42.851]I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne [03:45.097]Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? [03:51.079]And it just tears my axs apart [03:54.998]To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this) [04:01.110]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) [04:05.159]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall) [04:09.234]'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) [04:13.100]All because I'm the new Slim Sha— (Haha) [04:16.366]My band, my band (Your band) [04:18.377]My band, my band (Our band, your band) [04:20.389]My band, my band (You man, you man) [04:22.374]My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you l3sb1an) [04:25.535]Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12! [04:32.901]I'm the lead singer of my band [04:34.103]I get all the girls to take off their underpants [04:36.872]I'm the lead singer of my band [04:38.100]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:40.712]My salsa, woah, woah, woah [04:42.984]Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" [04:46.642]My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa [04:48.705]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:51.082]And take off their underpants [04:52.624]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:55.158]And take off their underpants [04:56.725]My salsa [04:58.005]Where'd everybody go?